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Previously on "I ran to pick up the phone..."

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  • Svalbaard
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    Feeling your pain Mich.

    I received an email on Friday from an agency punting community support and care work (£6.10 PH if anyones interested). I can only presume that they guessed that working with dolts is my forte from the words "SAP", "Integration" and "13 years project management" on my CV.

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  • alreadypacked
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    Plan B, a device that send a electric shock to agent who don't read CV, after their key word search.

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  • Mich the Tester
    started a topic I ran to pick up the phone...

    I ran to pick up the phone...

    ...to hear an agent telling me he's looking for a 'Websphere Administrator'. Apparently, my name appeared in his keyword search because somewhere I tested something that failed to do something in some kind of broken connection to Websphere. 'Yeah, but testing is the same as building right?'

    No it isn't, and building isn't the same as administrating.

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