"you forgot your laptop, I have it on me"

Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.
Want to receive the latest contracting news and advice straight to your inbox? Sign up to the ContractorUK newsletter here. Every sign up will also be entered into a draw to WIN £100 Amazon vouchers!

You are not logged in or you do not have permission to access this page. This could be due to one of several reasons:

You are not logged in. If you are already registered, fill in the form below to log in, or follow the "Sign Up" link to register a new account.
You may not have sufficient privileges to access this page. Are you trying to edit someone else's post, access administrative features or some other privileged system?
If you are trying to post, the administrator may have disabled your account, or it may be awaiting activation.

minestrone replied

7 November 2009, 00:57
Originally posted by Toolpusher

To alcohol!

I have now poured myself a wee 10 year old jura, there is a bolivar to be smoked.

It's Friday!
Leave a comment:
minestrone replied

7 November 2009, 00:38
txt there to say owner of laptop and laptop now at one.

The evils of drink.
Leave a comment:
Zippy replied

7 November 2009, 00:34
Originally posted by Toolpusher

Nah, the owner of the laptop probably works for MI5!

Double oops!
Leave a comment:
Zippy replied

7 November 2009, 00:20
Minestrone - do you work for MI5 by any chance?
Leave a comment:
TykeMerc replied

7 November 2009, 00:13
Ooooops!!!

That will be an interesting one for him to explain to the Police.

Hopefully there will be some evidence of who the laptop belongs to in the bag or maybe an asset tag on it if it's a company one.
Leave a comment:
Alf W replied

7 November 2009, 00:08
Leave a comment:
minestrone started a topic "you forgot your laptop, I have it on me"

7 November 2009, 00:02
"you forgot your laptop, I have it on me"

Went out for a few jars after work with some mates, had my laptop with me.

On the train home my friend phoned me and left a voice mail... "you forget your laptop have it with me"

I just ignored it as the laptop was on my lap. 5 minutes later txt comes through...

"I have your laptop"

He calls me when I get in...

"davie, I have your laptop do you want it, you should not leave it in the pub"

"My laptop is in front of me"

"so who owns the laptop I have?"

"I don't know, no one else in the party had a laptop"

"ohhhh tulip"
Tags: None