Sticky : There's a lot of stickys around

[EternalOptimist]

dogs were selectively taken from wolves that had a natural human faeces tolerance.

Dogs: canine companions bred from lupine coprophiliancs.

In Africa they use bum-dogs where they can't afford nappies for kiddies

[RichardCranium]

We evolved to be repelled by tulip sticks, and yet dogs love anything tulip related.

dogs were selectively taken from wolves that had a natural human faeces tolerance.

Dogs: canine companions bred from lupine coprophiliancs.

[TimberWolf]

We evolved to be repelled by tulip sticks, and yet dogs love anything tulip related.

[FiveTimes]

which end of the tulipty stick do they pass you to hold?

Grab the middle bit and wear 4 pairs of gloves

[Spacecadet]

When you have a pump-out of the head tank on a narrowboat, the boatyard bloke usually gives you a long, thin piece of wood and suggests you use it to rummage around in the bottom of the tank to get any stuck lumps moving.

At every site I have used this service and been asked to use the device, it has been referred to as The Tulipty Stick.

which end of the tulipty stick do they pass you to hold?

[RichardCranium]

Chinese proverb say:

You can't poke a tulip with a stick without ruining both.

When you have a pump-out of the head tank on a narrowboat, the boatyard bloke usually gives you a long, thin piece of wood and suggests you use it to rummage around in the bottom of the tank to get any stuck lumps moving.

At every site I have used this service and been asked to use the device, it has been referred to as The Tulipty Stick.

[darmstadt]

Kleenex

[DimPrawn]

This thread is stickier than the time Sticky the-stick-insect got stuck to a sticky bun.

[Cliphead]

Q. What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

A. A stick

[SizeZero]

Chinese proverb say:

You can't poke a tulip with a stick without ruining both.

[EternalOptimist]

Q. Whats brown and sticky ?

A. A stick