Reply to: I had just been chased by the police.

[threaded]

If you're being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little see-saw, then jump through a hoop of fire. They're trained for that.

[threaded]

Enjoying life in rural Denmark?

One makes ones own entertainment, 'tis true.

[ThomasSoerensen]

Girly is a senior police officer and likes to chase me. Used to freak me out when she'd be in their latest unmarked car, as I obviously wouldn't recognise it was her, but I'm cool with it now, and play along. Especially when I'm on a bike or motorcycle and take detours up narrow paths and she has to work out alternate routes.

So I'd say being chased by the plod is great fun, I really enjoy it.

Enjoying life in rural Denmark?

[OwlHoot]

Kids stuff.

I'm in deeper do-do than that by a very, very long way.

I can say no more.

Do post a link if it gets into the press.

[threaded]

Girly is a senior police officer and likes to chase me. Used to freak me out when she'd be in their latest unmarked car, as I obviously wouldn't recognise it was her, but I'm cool with it now, and play along. Especially when I'm on a bike or motorcycle and take detours up narrow paths and she has to work out alternate routes.

So I'd say being chased by the plod is great fun, I really enjoy it.

[Paddy]

I did 90 at some point , but average speed was 80. Apparently 80 is the unofficial official speed limit.

it's normally speed limit plus 10% + 3mph eg: 70 + 7 + 3 = 80

However I have been done for 78 on a motorway and 31 in a 30 mph urban dual carragway.

Your speedometer must over read by a minimum 3% by law so when it reads 80 you are probally doing 77ish. (Check with you sat-nav)

If the polce will probbably needed two fixed points to catch you out and they may have faild to do so in your case.

[RichardCranium]

What is the outside lane?

On the M25? The stationery line of Beemers.

Come on , old man, even the police doesn't care for 10 mph on the motorway.

Certainly not when sockpuppets are driving.

[HairyArsedBloke]

Kids stuff.

I'm in deeper do-do than that by a very, very long way.

I can say no more.

[juststarting]

So long as he wasn't faffing about in the outside lane at that speed. I hate people being in my way in the outside lane.

What is the outside lane ?

Come on , old man, even the police doesn't care for 10 mph on the motorway.

[suityou01]

Bollox.

WSS.

[Zippy]

Bollox.

[suityou01]

So long as he wasn't faffing about in the outside lane at that speed. I hate people being in my way in the outside lane.

[RichardCranium]

Well I hope you're proud of yourself young man!

So long as he wasn't faffing about in the outside lane at that speed. I hate people being in my way in the outside lane.

[suityou01]

I did 90 at some point , but average speed was 80. Apparently 80 is the unofficial official speed limit.

Well I hope you're proud of yourself young man!

[scotspine]

well, there you have it...