M25

[RichardCranium]

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Marriage. Not so much a word as a sentence.

[suityou01]

I'm under the thumb. That is much the same thing.

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[Zippy]

Not really, RCs drinking habits are none of my concern.

I however am under control.

Jush don inshtall speesh rekognishun

[RichardCranium]

Not really, RCs drinking habits are none of my concern.

<sob> And I thought you loved me.

I however am under control.

I'm under the thumb. That is much the same thing.

[suityou01]

I thought you were attempting to overcome that little issue?

Not really, RCs drinking habits are none of my concern.

I however am under control.

[fckvwls]

How about getting snot flying p*ssed?

I thought you were attempting to overcome that little issue?

[Peoplesoft bloke]

No, I'm a good boy. My driving's bad enough.

Posted from elderly lappy in favourite chair.

Must find route from Some overpopulated craphole in the South to some other overpopulated craphole in the South avoiding M25 and Sluff.

I don't live in Ricky mind, it's just J17 is where the infernal roadworks end and I can scoot round to the M1.

Any ideas peeps?

Move to somewhere less tulipe

[VectraMan]

Must find route from Farnborough to Rickmansworth avoiding M25 and Sluff.

Go the other way: north west up through the Midlands, through Wales to Angelsey. Ferry to Ireland, then find some cargo ship to take you and your car to New York. Drive west across America, then head North up to Alaska. Wait until mid winter and drive across the Bearing Strait, then it's a quick trip across Siberia, Russia, Poland, Germany, France, through the Channel Tunnel, up the M20 and then ..

Bugger, you're back on the M25. Okay forget that.

[RichardCranium]

How about getting snot flying p*ssed?

Before negotiating the M25? That would explain some of the driving...

[suityou01]

Ten miles? M25? Ten miles of stationary traffic on the M25 isn't a jam; it's called "a queue for an exit", "a queue for the bridge" or "normal".

A traffic jam on the M25 starts at about 35 miles.

I have heard of jams over 100 miles long a few times and on one glorious Friday evening: it joined up. Then we left the South East so I presume a completely static M25 it is now a common occurence.

How about getting snot flying p*ssed?

[suityou01]

Posted on your mobby while stuck in the middle of a ten mile traffic jam?

No, I'm a good boy. My driving's bad enough.

Posted from elderly lappy in favourite chair.

Must find route from Farnborough to Rickmansworth avoiding M25 and Sluff.

I don't live in Ricky mind, it's just J17 is where the infernal roadworks end and I can scoot round to the M1.

Any ideas peeps?

[RichardCranium]

Posted on your mobby while stuck in the middle of a ten mile traffic jam?

Ten miles? M25? Ten miles of stationary traffic on the M25 isn't a jam; it's called "a queue for an exit", "a queue for the bridge" or "normal".

A traffic jam on the M25 starts at about 35 miles.

I have heard of jams over 100 miles long a few times and on one glorious Friday evening: it joined up. Then we left the South East so I presume a completely static M25 it is now a common occurence.

[OwlHoot]

Posted on your mobby while stuck in the middle of a ten mile traffic jam?

[suityou01]

I hate you.

That is all.