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Previously on "Bommy night"

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  • Moscow Mule
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    those were the days, none of this PC namby pamby drivel
    Nearly 1 in 1000 kids dead...

    http://www.ohe.org/page/knowledge/sc...irth_rates.cfm

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  • EternalOptimist
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    In those days, we used to make trolleys.
    I suppose they would be go-carts nowadays. Anyways, my older brother and his mates, fixed a load of bangers to the back of the trolley, to act like a sort of exhaust.

    He also had a big box of bangers in his back pocket. So he hopped onto the trolley and they started to push him down the road, then they lit the bangers

    BANG BANG BANG -then the ones in his pocket went off. BANG SCREAM BANG SCREAM BANG SCREAM


    He was in hospital for two weeks while they tried to sew his @rse back on




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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    law abiding non-feral youth ? Yeah we caught one of them once, and stuck him inside the bommy but he escaped before we lit it and his mum called the police.

    He's a nuclear scientist now, a draughtsman I think, up in Sellafield



    He'll still carry the scars to his grave. Not what you did to him but the fact that he's a scouser!

    Reminds me a little of "Blood Brothers" that, don't quite know why...

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
    FTFY
    law abiding non-feral youth ? Yeah we caught one of them once, and stuck him inside the bommy but he escaped before we lit it and his mum called the police.

    He's a nuclear scientist now, a draughtsman I think, up in Sellafield



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  • Moscow Mule
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    dont tell me youse never raided for yer bommy. What a law abiding, non-feral youth
    FTFY

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    Only once I've read through this. http://www.direct.gov.uk/en/HomeAndC...ing/DG_4018684

    Have you done a risk assessment?
    thats exactly what I would say. If I was a gaylord


    those were the days, none of this PC namby pamby drivel




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  • DimPrawn
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    dont tell me youse never raided for yer bommy. What a gaylord



    Only once I've read through this. http://www.direct.gov.uk/en/HomeAndC...ing/DG_4018684

    Have you done a risk assessment?

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    That's the scouse in you.
    dont tell me youse never raided for yer bommy. What a gaylord



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  • DimPrawn
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    40 odd years ago, I would have been out gathering wood now, for the bommy.
    Trying to break into the woodyard for some big juicy planks




    That's the scouse in you.

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  • EternalOptimist
    started a topic Bommy night

    Bommy night

    40 odd years ago, I would have been out gathering wood now, for the bommy.
    Trying to break into the woodyard for some big juicy planks




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