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Previously on "Always expect the unexpected"

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  • HairyArsedBloke
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    Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
    Shouldn't that be "expect the not very expected". After all the "unexpected" comprises an infinite number of possibilities, most of which are just daft or impossible.
    Recent experiences make me think that set is getting smaller everyday.

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
    Shouldn't that be "expect the not very expected". After all the "unexpected" comprises an infinite number of possibilities, most of which are just daft or impossible.
    no, it was a joke based upon a common phrase.


    If people commonly used the phrase "expect the not very expected" or
    if it seemed it might come into common usage at some point in the recognisable future, then I would have phrased my joke around that very line.

    Maybe sometime in the future, it will become funny. Put a note in your planner



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  • TimberWolf
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    Shouldn't that be "expect the not very expected". After all the "unexpected" comprises an infinite number of possibilities, most of which are just daft or impossible.

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  • Platypus
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    Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

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  • EternalOptimist
    started a topic Always expect the unexpected

    Always expect the unexpected

    you are a ball-bag


    wern't expecting that, were you ?





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