Reply to: Wayne and Coleen in Sprog Sensation

[TykeMerc]

I utterly despise the way some "celebs" and footballers have a habit of giving their children stupid names. Mind you in the case of this particular child I suspect that a stupid name is nothing compared to the disadvantage of having parents with a combined IQ smaller than the fathers shoe size. Access to huge heaps of cash might be a benefit.

Small mercy I suppose is that the name has no TH in it which will then be pronounced as F.

[BolshieBastard]

Kai!? Is it the ******* head of the bajoran faith?

Perhaps colleen has been watching too much DSN?

[bogeyman]

He's had a happy and productive life, but now he must be turned into comestibles...

http://yfrog.com/j3poorwaynej

[AtW]

You set it up. I'll be there.

Tonight then Manchester United vs CSKA Moscow

[bogeyman]

Rooney's mother? I'd like to see you call her that to his potato face

You set it up. I'll be there.

[AtW]

Reading comprehension fail.

I was calling his mother a whore.

Rooney's mother? I'd like to see you call her that to his potato face

[TimberWolf]

The child will likely look very much like Wayne Rooney, as far as I can gather from his picture.

[bogeyman]

Childhood sweetheart

Why do you call her a whore anyway? It's not like she was sleeping around all footballers trying to get one married to her. Plus she looks actually pretty human unlike that spice girl

Reading comprehension fail.

I was calling his mother a whore.

[AtW]

The unhappy result of a mating between a potato and a whore?

Childhood sweetheart

Why do you call her a whore anyway? It's not like she was sleeping around all footballers trying to get one married to her. Plus she looks actually pretty human unlike that spice girl

[bogeyman]

I've heard that you are most likely to resemble your mothers brother. Although most brothers look totally different aside from the number of arms and legs, etc.

In Lincolnshire, this is certainly true.

[TimberWolf]

I bet he looks like his dad as most kids seem to look like his dad. I wonder if he'll share the tyre he has roped to the tree with the young tyke or will he get a new one for him?

I've heard that you are most likely to resemble your mothers brother. Although most brothers look totally different aside from the number of arms and legs, etc.

[bogeyman]

FTFY

I'd rather the kid looked like a furious spud than a sour-faced, perpetually-gum-chewing, monosyllabic misanthrope.

[Crumlin]

For the kids sake, lets hope Alex Fergusson was involved

FTFY

[bogeyman]

I bet he looks like his dad as most kids seem to look like his dad. I wonder if he'll share the tyre he has roped to the tree with the young tyke or will he get a new one for him?

The unhappy result of a mating between a potato and a whore?

[BoredBloke]

I bet he looks like his dad as most kids seem to look like his dad. I wonder if he'll share the tyre he has roped to the tree with the young tyke or will he get a new one for him?