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Private Eye has a Nick Griffin Horror Mask on the front cover this week.
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Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View PostCabinet Meeting. (SFW)
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Originally posted by realityhack View PostGo in your best pinstripe suit, wear a red tie and stuff your pockets with expenses receipts. When asked - say you're a Labour Cabinet Member.
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Surly having a large holdall is a life-limiting costume on the tube!
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Originally posted by Ruse View Post
Great, I love it. Should carry a health warning though "don't travel by tube to party unless you want to be shot 35 times in the head"
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Originally posted by hyperD View PostDon a comedy beard and strap loads of fake dynamite to yourself under your coat and silently in the middle of the room, undo your coat and shout "Allah Akbar!" at the top of your voice.
Guaranteed screaming - you'll be the most scariest.
Great, I love it. Should carry a health warning though "don't travel by tube to party unless you want to be shot 35 times in the head"
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Don a comedy beard and strap loads of fake dynamite to yourself under your coat and silently in the middle of the room, undo your coat and shout "Allah Akbar!" at the top of your voice.
Guaranteed screaming - you'll be the most scariest.
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Originally posted by Lockhouse View PostThe missus has just told me that the Halloween party we've been invited to on Saturday night is fancy dress. She swears she told me ages ago and I "forgot". Naturally I don't have any recollection of her telling me but it's too late to cancel.
Any ideas what I can rustle up as a quick horror themed fancy dress outfit for Saturday night?
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I remeber seeing this guy in a pub. All his mates were dressed up and he had a few shoe boxes hung around his neck with a bit of material down the middle. he said he had come as the stairs
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Originally posted by Ruse View PostI took my youngest to his "karate halloween party" last Saturday. dressing up was optional for parents, one guy was going around with a smart suit and a badge with "HM Revenue" on it. HE thought it was absolutely hilarious, nobody else did, wasn't you was it ?
When asked he is a ‘Law suit’ .....
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Originally posted by Paddy View PostGo as the most freighting character possible.
Hire a pin striped suit and go as a tax inspector.
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Go to a fancy dress shop and buy a 'Gordo' mask to supplement the suit.
If taken by the taxman idea - supplement it with a bowler hat and umbrella, and calculator.
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