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cailin maith replied

29 October 2009, 12:29
Originally posted by thunderlizard View Post

Private Eye has a Nick Griffin Horror Mask on the front cover this week.

I saw that in the supermarket last night - I wondered what it was all about!
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thunderlizard replied

29 October 2009, 12:11
Private Eye has a Nick Griffin Horror Mask on the front cover this week.
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Halcyon replied

29 October 2009, 12:07
Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post

Cabinet Meeting. (SFW)

Excellent link, thanks for that (c;
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HairyArsedBloke replied

29 October 2009, 11:33
Originally posted by realityhack View Post

Go in your best pinstripe suit, wear a red tie and stuff your pockets with expenses receipts. When asked - say you're a Labour Cabinet Member.

Cabinet Meeting. (SFW)
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Swiss Tony replied

29 October 2009, 10:59
Surly having a large holdall is a life-limiting costume on the tube!
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realityhack replied

29 October 2009, 10:57
Originally posted by Ruse View Post

Great, I love it. Should carry a health warning though "don't travel by tube to party unless you want to be shot 35 times in the head"

Yep, keep the costume in a holdall and change outside the party... that could be a life-limiting costume on public transport!
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Ruse replied

29 October 2009, 10:56
Originally posted by hyperD View Post

Don a comedy beard and strap loads of fake dynamite to yourself under your coat and silently in the middle of the room, undo your coat and shout "Allah Akbar!" at the top of your voice.

Guaranteed screaming - you'll be the most scariest.

Great, I love it. Should carry a health warning though "don't travel by tube to party unless you want to be shot 35 times in the head"
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hyperD replied

29 October 2009, 10:52
Don a comedy beard and strap loads of fake dynamite to yourself under your coat and silently in the middle of the room, undo your coat and shout "Allah Akbar!" at the top of your voice.

Guaranteed screaming - you'll be the most scariest.
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Ruse replied

29 October 2009, 10:50
Originally posted by Lockhouse View Post

The missus has just told me that the Halloween party we've been invited to on Saturday night is fancy dress. She swears she told me ages ago and I "forgot". Naturally I don't have any recollection of her telling me but it's too late to cancel.

Any ideas what I can rustle up as a quick horror themed fancy dress outfit for Saturday night?

Go as a Zombie. You just need to shred up some of your old clothes, get some make up and spike your hair up in a strange manner, easy and cheap.
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BoredBloke replied

29 October 2009, 10:49
I remeber seeing this guy in a pub. All his mates were dressed up and he had a few shoe boxes hung around his neck with a bit of material down the middle. he said he had come as the stairs
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Swiss Tony replied

29 October 2009, 10:49
Originally posted by Ruse View Post

I took my youngest to his "karate halloween party" last Saturday. dressing up was optional for parents, one guy was going around with a smart suit and a badge with "HM Revenue" on it. HE thought it was absolutely hilarious, nobody else did, wasn't you was it ?

Reminds me of the guy who prints out lots of legal documents and pins them to his suit...

When asked he is a ‘Law suit’ .....
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Ruse replied

29 October 2009, 10:46
Originally posted by Paddy View Post

Go as the most freighting character possible.

Hire a pin striped suit and go as a tax inspector.

I took my youngest to his "karate halloween party" last Saturday. dressing up was optional for parents, one guy was going around with a smart suit and a badge with "HM Revenue" on it. HE thought it was absolutely hilarious, nobody else did, wasn't you was it ?
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realityhack replied

29 October 2009, 10:37
Go to a fancy dress shop and buy a 'Gordo' mask to supplement the suit.

If taken by the taxman idea - supplement it with a bowler hat and umbrella, and calculator.
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BoredBloke replied

29 October 2009, 10:36
Go as Gary Glitter - He scares the tulip out of a lot of kids
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Lockhouse replied

29 October 2009, 10:32
Hmmm interesting....
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