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Previously on "My Pumpkin"
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Pogle's Pumpkins. It's catchy.
And well done for not starting a thead about sock puppets.
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Originally posted by Zippy View PostI think you need two for a double-entendre
HTH
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I bought CM a pumpkin today. It's sat on the kitchen work-surface doing sod all at the moment!
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostWhen my daughter was five, I bought a load of balsa sticks and tissue paper.
I carefully crafted a 'Chinese lantern' . the idea is a a lighted candle , heats the air and the lantern floats away, glowing in a beatiful black night sky.
A perfect memory from childhood. She still remembers that frosty halloween evening on Crosby beach when we lit the candle and the whole fkng thing went up like an atom bomb.
It took six months for my eyebrows to grow back
And reminded me so I just ordered some Chinese Lanterns, expect UFO reports in the local papers
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostWhen my daughter was five, I bought a load of balsa sticks and tissue paper.
I carefully crafted a 'Chinese lantern' . the idea is a a lighted candle , heats the air and the lantern floats away, glowing in a beatiful black night sky.
A perfect memory from childhood. She still remembers that frosty halloween evening on Crosby beach when we lit the candle and the whole fkng thing went up like an atom bomb.
It took six months for my eyebrows to grow back
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Originally posted by Zippy View PostLook forward to a visit from large men in dark suits soon.
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostWhen my daughter was five, I bought a load of balsa sticks and tissue paper.
I carefully crafted a 'Chinese lantern' . the idea is a a lighted candle , heats the air and the lantern floats away, glowing in a beatiful black night sky.
A perfect memory from childhood. She still remembers that frosty halloween evening on Crosby beach when we lit the candle and the whole fkng thing went up like an atom bomb.
It took six months for my eyebrows to grow back
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostI carefully crafted a 'Chinese lantern' . the idea is a a lighted candle , heats the air and the lantern floats away, glowing in a beatiful black night sky.
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When my daughter was five, I bought a load of balsa sticks and tissue paper.
I carefully crafted a 'Chinese lantern' . the idea is a a lighted candle , heats the air and the lantern floats away, glowing in a beatiful black night sky.
A perfect memory from childhood. She still remembers that frosty halloween evening on Crosby beach when we lit the candle and the whole fkng thing went up like an atom bomb.
It took six months for my eyebrows to grow back
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My Pumpkin
My pumpkin - which was purchased from a farm shop near Pickering -
has a circumference of 104cm and is 46cm high.
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