My Pumpkin

[Zippy]

Trust me Zip - I have two perfectly good pumpkins of my own!

Oooh no missus!

[suityou01]

Pogle's Pumpkins. It's catchy.

And well done for not starting a thead about sock puppets.

[cailin maith]

I think you need two for a double-entendre
HTH

Trust me Zip - I have two perfectly good pumpkins of my own!

[Zippy]

I bought CM a pumpkin today. It's sat on the kitchen work-surface doing sod all at the moment!

I think you need two for a double-entendre
HTH

[Churchill]

I bought CM a pumpkin today. It's sat on the kitchen work-surface doing sod all at the moment!

[Pogle]

I thought you had two pumpkins Pogle?

Well spotted Zippy!
I gave one away to my neighbour, her daughter is best friends with Pogle Jr
and it stopped Mr P laughing at all his jokes about my huge pumpkins

[Cliphead]

When my daughter was five, I bought a load of balsa sticks and tissue paper.

I carefully crafted a 'Chinese lantern' . the idea is a a lighted candle , heats the air and the lantern floats away, glowing in a beatiful black night sky.

A perfect memory from childhood. She still remembers that frosty halloween evening on Crosby beach when we lit the candle and the whole fkng thing went up like an atom bomb.
It took six months for my eyebrows to grow back

That was a real laugh out loud moment, nice one.

And reminded me so I just ordered some Chinese Lanterns, expect UFO reports in the local papers

[Amiga500]

When my daughter was five, I bought a load of balsa sticks and tissue paper.

I carefully crafted a 'Chinese lantern' . the idea is a a lighted candle , heats the air and the lantern floats away, glowing in a beatiful black night sky.

A perfect memory from childhood. She still remembers that frosty halloween evening on Crosby beach when we lit the candle and the whole fkng thing went up like an atom bomb.
It took six months for my eyebrows to grow back

You. Complete. Pleb.

[Zippy]

I thought you had two pumpkins Pogle?

[Moscow Mule]

Look forward to a visit from large men in dark suits soon.

To client co-office? They all work here anyway

[cailin maith]

When my daughter was five, I bought a load of balsa sticks and tissue paper.

I carefully crafted a 'Chinese lantern' . the idea is a a lighted candle , heats the air and the lantern floats away, glowing in a beatiful black night sky.

A perfect memory from childhood. She still remembers that frosty halloween evening on Crosby beach when we lit the candle and the whole fkng thing went up like an atom bomb.
It took six months for my eyebrows to grow back

[Zippy]

You can buy these from fireworks shops. I'm going to buy a couple of hundred and see if I can bring down a 747 on it's way into Heathrow...

Look forward to a visit from large men in dark suits soon.

[Moscow Mule]

I carefully crafted a 'Chinese lantern' . the idea is a a lighted candle , heats the air and the lantern floats away, glowing in a beatiful black night sky.

You can buy these from fireworks shops. I'm going to buy a couple of hundred and see if I can bring down a 747 on it's way into Heathrow...

[EternalOptimist]

When my daughter was five, I bought a load of balsa sticks and tissue paper.

I carefully crafted a 'Chinese lantern' . the idea is a a lighted candle , heats the air and the lantern floats away, glowing in a beatiful black night sky.

A perfect memory from childhood. She still remembers that frosty halloween evening on Crosby beach when we lit the candle and the whole fkng thing went up like an atom bomb.
It took six months for my eyebrows to grow back

[Pogle]

My pumpkin - which was purchased from a farm shop near Pickering -
has a circumference of 104cm and is 46cm high.

I'm gonna make me some pumpkin pie this weekend