Udo Lindenburg is crap IMHO! More German humour
and some guys I like
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Previously on "Krautrock"
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Just realised that I must have walked past Kling Klang Studios loads of times here in Düsseldorf, but didn't know it was there. Might make a quick pilgrimage there later, like a sad fanboy.
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The problem I had with that documentary was that they played very little good music on it, although "Krautrock" has some genuinely brilliant stuff. A lot of it is on Spotify, including the new Kraftwerk remasters. I like a bit of Holger Czukay myself. Try Dawn Across The Street (I don't know who Dawn is, but I guess that's where she lives). I notice that Neu! have disabled Hallogallo on Spotify though, which I had in a playlist before. Brilliant track.
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Wir fahren fahren fahren auf der autobahnOriginally posted by Chantho View PostAnyone watch this on BBC four a few days ago, I have finally got round to playing it back.
The documentary was quite boring, but the Kraftwerk concert was just about the weirdest thing I've ever seen, here's an excerpt if you missed it :
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fahren fahren fahren auf der autobahn
fahren fahren fahren auf der autobahn
fahren fahren fahren auf der autobahn
fahren fahren fahren auf der autobahn
fahren fahren fahren auf der autobahn
fahren fahren fahren auf der autobahn
fahren fahren fahren auf der autobahn
fahren fahren fahren auf der autobahn
fahren fahren fahren auf der autobahn
fahren fahren fahren auf der autobahn
fahren fahren fahren auf der autobahn
fahren fahren fahren auf der autobahn
fahren fahren fahren auf der autobahn
fahren fahren fahren auf der autobahn
fahren fahren fahren auf der autobahn
fahren fahren fahren auf der autobahn
fahren fahren fahren auf der autobahn
fahren fahren fahren auf der autobahn
fahren fahren fahren auf der autobahn
fahren fahren fahren auf der autobahn
fahren fahren fahren auf der autobahn
fahren fahren fahren auf der autobahn
fahren fahren fahren auf der autobahn
fahren fahren fahren auf der autobahn
fahren fahren fahren auf der autobahn
fahren fahren fahren auf der autobahn
fahren fahren fahren auf der autobahn
fahren fahren fahren auf der autobahn
fahren fahren fahren auf der autobahn
fahren fahren fahren auf der autobahn
fahren fahren fahren auf der autobahn
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I thought it was excellent, missed the first half of the programme though
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True, but they only have schadenfreude:Originally posted by Zippy View PostI know it's confusing but he was trying to be funny. Germans do have a sense of humour - I have photographic evidence.
"Hans, didst you see zat? Das bad fraulein dropped ein bananana skin auf der floor."
"Ja, Gretel. Es it appalingungen."
"Hans, das fraulein ist coming back. Und look..."
"Ja, Hans. Das fraulein hast slipped on der banananana skin und slipped under das tram und has been chopped into zwei bitz!"
"Ja, Gretel. es ist zehr funny."
Last edited by RichardCranium; 27 October 2009, 12:19. Reason: Considered changing das --> Die but it makes it harder to read.
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Is that on iTunes?Originally posted by singhr View PostYou need to check out Udo Lindenberg from a little further back, he had it nailed with "Germans", you can't beat lyrics like this:
Germans -- go out ridin' with their ladies
Germans -- in their elegant Mercedes
Germans -- have a country that is scenic
Germans -- drive from Hamburg down to Munich
Germans -- like Fritz and Franz and Edeltraut
Germans -- they eat a lot of sauerkraut
Germans -- they like pretzels with teir wurst
Germans -- they drik beer until they burst
The say 'Guten Tag' and they say 'Auf wiedersehen'
they race down the Autobahn through acid rain
they take lots of Deutsch Marks right out of their pockets
to buy russian vodka and american rockets
Germans -- gave you Goethe, Mann and Schiller
Germans -- and Franz Kafka was a thriller
Germans -- brought you Mozart, Bach and Schumann
Germans -- they're a little superhuman
Germans -- have respect for law and order
Germans -- live on both sides of the border
Germans -- in Berlin they have a wall
Germans -- for playing tennis it't too tall
The blond german Fräulains are pretty, but vain
you say 'Guten Tag' and they say 'Auf wiedersehen'
they're very hard workers, from monday to friday
make love an the weekends, and yodel like Heidi
Jawohl -- living in Germany is very nice
we're masters of war, we've tried it twice
and now we're on standby for World War III
prost and auf wiedersehen, Germany!
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You need to check out Udo Lindenberg from a little further back, he had it nailed with "Germans", you can't beat lyrics like this:
Germans -- go out ridin' with their ladies
Germans -- in their elegant Mercedes
Germans -- have a country that is scenic
Germans -- drive from Hamburg down to Munich
Germans -- like Fritz and Franz and Edeltraut
Germans -- they eat a lot of sauerkraut
Germans -- they like pretzels with teir wurst
Germans -- they drik beer until they burst
The say 'Guten Tag' and they say 'Auf wiedersehen'
they race down the Autobahn through acid rain
they take lots of Deutsch Marks right out of their pockets
to buy russian vodka and american rockets
Germans -- gave you Goethe, Mann and Schiller
Germans -- and Franz Kafka was a thriller
Germans -- brought you Mozart, Bach and Schumann
Germans -- they're a little superhuman
Germans -- have respect for law and order
Germans -- live on both sides of the border
Germans -- in Berlin they have a wall
Germans -- for playing tennis it't too tall
The blond german Fräulains are pretty, but vain
you say 'Guten Tag' and they say 'Auf wiedersehen'
they're very hard workers, from monday to friday
make love an the weekends, and yodel like Heidi
Jawohl -- living in Germany is very nice
we're masters of war, we've tried it twice
and now we're on standby for World War III
prost and auf wiedersehen, Germany!
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Is that milan?Originally posted by gingerjedi View PostNot forgetting 'Pocket Calculator'
I'm the operator with my pocket calculator
I'm the operator with my pocket calculator
I am adding and subtracting
I'm controlling and composing
I'm the operator with my pocket calculator
I'm the operator with my pocket calculator
I am adding and subtracting
I'm controlling and composing
By pressing down a special key, it plays a little melody
By pressing down a special key, it plays a little melody
I'm the operator with my pocket calculator
I'm the operator with my pocket calculator
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Not forgetting 'Pocket Calculator'
I'm the operator with my pocket calculator
I'm the operator with my pocket calculator
I am adding and subtracting
I'm controlling and composing
I'm the operator with my pocket calculator
I'm the operator with my pocket calculator
I am adding and subtracting
I'm controlling and composing
By pressing down a special key, it plays a little melody
By pressing down a special key, it plays a little melody
I'm the operator with my pocket calculator
I'm the operator with my pocket calculator
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