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You don't expect them to say anything but that do you, I mean don't frighten the sheep and all that
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Initially it was thought to have been brought down by a collision from an alien mother ship with malevolent intent, but further analysis revealed it to be as a consequence of metal fatigue.Originally posted by singhr View Postand on a UFO up at Conisholme earlier this year. Imagine ariving from another planet in your spaceship and then having a prang with a wind turbine - you would look a bit of a tit.
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No, I read that somewhere else a few years ago. One of the more rabid climate change activists.Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostOnce all our energy comes from wind power rather than carbon fuels, "scientists" will find out they slow down the wind and this causes climate change.
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It will also cost a fortune of galactic credits to get it fixed as insurance job, also NCB will be a bust...Originally posted by singhr View Postand on a UFO up at Conisholme earlier this year. Imagine ariving from another planet in your spaceship and then having a prang with a wind turbine - you would look a bit of a tit.
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and on a UFO up at Conisholme earlier this year. Imagine ariving from another planet in your spaceship and then having a prang with a wind turbine - you would look a bit of a tit.Originally posted by zeitghostOne did a fine job on a swan on Swansea Enterprise Zone.
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All those wind turbines will slow down the rotation of the earth and so we'll all live longer too (unlike migrating birds who will be shredded)
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I presume your use of quotes is because you don't believe in science ?Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostOnce all our energy comes from wind power rather than carbon fuels, "scientists" will find out they slow down the wind and this causes climate change.
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My prediction for the future
Once all our energy comes from wind power rather than carbon fuels, "scientists" will find out they slow down the wind and this causes climate change.
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