Waste of a good walk

[EternalOptimist]

I know they're supposed to be clever, but how the flip can a crow steal a golf ball?

I met a lot of crows in Oz
most of them are 6ft tall, blonde and called Sheila

[OwlHoot]

I know they're supposed to be clever, but how the flip can a crow steal a golf ball?

[BrowneIssue]

I prefer my father's expression: "golf is a good walk spoiled". My father is a Fellow of the Institute of Groundsmanship.

Where's the "Keep of the Grass" smiley?

"you can tee off in the former gold mining town of Kalgoorlie" - that's where the best Ozzie love songs come from.

[fckvwls]

"Mark Twain once said that golf was a good walk ruined."

I'm a golf nut but have no real desire to play this one.

[EternalOptimist]

I think it was Winston that said Golf was a waste of a good walk. The worlds longest Golf course has been opened on the Nullarbor plains in Oz.

I drove across this place a few weeks ago, for the second time. I never thought about golf once

Nullarbor comes from the Latin. The first explorers named it because it was 'empty of trees'. And so it fkng is.

They should have called it 'plenus of venit sh1 t sand , pulex , quod fervens ut abyssus'

I could have had a nice walk here