Surely the question should be, would the queen move out of the way for you, if you were being persued.
The answer is clearly would heck as like.
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Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostIf you were at some red traffic lights, and the Queen (HM) was being whisked along in a big limmo escorted by police motorbikes and MI5 agents in Audi's, all the while being pursued by terrorists with newly developed Iranian death rays, and you were blocking the junction, would you jump the red light?
I've always wondered this.
Let me think on that a while.....
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Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostIf you were at some red traffic lights, and the Queen (HM) was being whisked along in a big limmo escorted by police motorbikes and MI5 agents in Audi's, all the while being pursued by terrorists with newly developed Iranian death rays, and you were blocking the junction, would you jump the red light?
I've always wondered this.
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Non-sequitur. The traffic lights will be greened when the queen arrives.
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Wot? And get 3 points on my shiny clean licence and a £60 fine I can't afford?
Meanwhile, tell us more about these Iranian death rays. I could have some fun with one of them.
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Moving out the way for the queen
If you were at some red traffic lights, and the Queen (HM) was being whisked along in a big limmo escorted by police motorbikes and MI5 agents in Audi's, all the while being pursued by terrorists with newly developed Iranian death rays, and you were blocking the junction, would you jump the red light?
I've always wondered this.Tags: None
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