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Board Game Geek replied

19 October 2009, 20:56
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

Wtf has that got to do with being good in the sack?

Variety is the life of spies and all that.
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MaryPoppins replied

19 October 2009, 20:23
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

Wtf has that got to do with being good in the sack?

Agreed. Imagination is one thing, but sometimes it all just sounds a bit try hard.

I bet Brad sometimes thinks 'jeez Ang, I wish you'd just put the ropes and midgets down and just do a bit of boring old dirty talking.'
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Churchill replied

19 October 2009, 18:35
Originally posted by Board Game Geek View Post

Well, according to her own quotes, she's very open about her BDSM (mostly rope play, with some edge play and spanking) and bisexuality.

She certainly sounds more adventurous then most vanilla girly-girls.

Wtf has that got to do with being good in the sack?
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ladymuck replied

19 October 2009, 18:14
Bah! It's all a bunch of covers, not an original song there. 'Bring Me to Life' was originally done by Evanescence in 2003 if memory serves me correctly.
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Board Game Geek replied

19 October 2009, 18:09
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

Why do people (men mostly) assume that because a woman is so good looking that they're going to be any good in the sack?

Angelina Jolie - crap !

Well, according to her own quotes, she's very open about her BDSM (mostly rope play, with some edge play and spanking) and bisexuality.

She certainly sounds more adventurous then most vanilla girly-girls.
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TimberWolf replied

19 October 2009, 17:46
I've had better.
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Churchill replied

19 October 2009, 17:40
Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post

You seen her - She'll turn any man straight!

Why do people (men mostly) assume that because a woman is so good looking that they're going to be any good in the sack?

Angelina Jolie - crap

Monica Belucci - crap

Lisa Stansfield - Brilliant!
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HairyArsedBloke replied

19 October 2009, 17:34
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

Oi HAB, I didn't think she was your type anyway...

You seen her - She'll turn any man straight!
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Churchill replied

19 October 2009, 17:23
Oi HAB, I didn't think she was your type anyway...
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BrilloPad replied

19 October 2009, 16:55
Who is this Jenkins girl?
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HairyArsedBloke started a topic OI ! Jenkins - NOOOOOO!

19 October 2009, 16:53
OI ! Jenkins - NOOOOOO!

You've got to admire Jenkins. For a Welsh girl she's done alright for herself. She is a multi millionaire.

BUT, if she comes up to me. With her beautiful long blond hair, and her ample and comely bosom. Starts to sing "No woman, no cry", but to the tune of another song.

I'd say, OI ! Jenkins. NO!!!!!!

You are not on the highly respected radio show "I'm sorry, I haven't a clue" doing 'One song to the tune of another' round.

And as for doing "Who wants to live together".

Get back to being a school teacher and give yourself a F-, you blond welsh tart.

FFS, Believe
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