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Previously on "Walty Mitty fantasy thread"

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  • Bagpuss
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    How do you find your way out form an infinity pool?

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  • Zippy
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    My first missus got a veruca on her f@nny. Round about the same time I caught the pox on my big toe




    That wasn't a verruca

    HTH

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
    Swimming pool's used to have foot baths on the way in to the changing rooms didn't they, but I've not seen them in a while. Not had a verruca for about 5 years either.
    My first missus got a veruca on her f@nny. Round about the same time I caught the pox on my big toe




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  • TimberWolf
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    Originally posted by thunderlizard View Post
    ooh, how envious I am at the fact you swim in somebody else's swimming pool. Make sure you use that foot bath!
    Swimming pool's used to have foot baths on the way in to the changing rooms didn't they, but I've not seen them in a while. Not had a verruca for about 5 years either.

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  • DimPrawn
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    So in actuality you're a poor jobless IT geek, ugly and obese, married to an old hag in a small council house overlooking the Swindon roundabout with 3 chav children in special needs schools?

    You can tell a lot by peoples fantasies
    **** off will you. The house isn't that small.

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  • Moose423956
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    Originally posted by bogeyman View Post
    Do they have 'Infinity Pool' parties?
    Yeah, they're great, they go on for ever. BOOM BOOM!

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  • bogeyman
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    Originally posted by Moose423956 View Post
    What's wrong with being a chav? Some of my best friends are chavs.
    Do they have 'Infinity Pool' parties?

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  • thunderlizard
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    ooh, how envious I am at the fact you swim in somebody else's swimming pool. Make sure you use that foot bath!

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  • Moose423956
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    Originally posted by bogeyman View Post
    Only if you're a chav.
    What's wrong with being a chav? Some of my best friends are chavs.

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  • bogeyman
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    Originally posted by alreadypacked View Post
    I think you are talking about two seperate things, a serious person and a contractor.

    I just claim to be a contractor.

    and the WAGS ("oooh! look at me") lifestyle shyte, is why I became a contractor. It has taken me 10 years to get here and I am enjoying it.

    HTH

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  • alreadypacked
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    Originally posted by bogeyman View Post
    A serious contractor would never bang on about this kind of WAGS ("oooh! look at me") lifestyle shyte.
    I think you are talking about two seperate things, a serious person and a contractor.

    I just claim to be a contractor.

    and the WAGS ("oooh! look at me") lifestyle shyte, is why I became a contractor. It has taken me 10 years to get here and I am enjoying it.

    HTH

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  • bogeyman
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    Originally posted by Moose423956 View Post
    If you've got it, flaunt it!
    Only if you're a chav.

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  • Moose423956
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    Originally posted by bogeyman View Post
    A serious contractor would never bang on about this kind of WAGS ("oooh! look at me") lifestyle shyte.
    If you've got it, flaunt it!

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  • bogeyman
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    Originally posted by BlackenedBiker View Post
    Is that an oxy-moron?????
    Yep. Fair play.

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  • BlackenedBiker
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    Originally posted by bogeyman View Post
    A serious contractor would never bang on about this kind of WAGS ("oooh! look at me") lifestyle shyte.
    Is that an oxy-moron?????

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