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Previously on "It's been a funny sort of day"

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  • cailin maith
    replied
    Originally posted by MrMark View Post
    Apart from all that jailed imposter business of course.
    Had an agent call me about a contract. Conversation was good, the agent seemed keen. No fishing for previous employers or references. Wanted to know which Umbrella I used, would I be happy with xxx Euros per day. Then said she'd mail me the job spec and would progress from there.
    No mail. No way of calling back as number withheld. A complete waste of time.

    I think Aliens are arriving and assimilating the agents.
    Agents are assholes...

    Fixed that for you!

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by MrMark View Post
    Heh. I must admit, when I wrote the title I didn't realise that I'd stolen the expression from the Beeb comedy series "Open All Hours". More of a "Porridge" man myself, but perhaps it's best not to mention that today, with all that funny business.
    F**k me!!! Look, there's an elephant in the living room!!!

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  • MrMark
    replied
    Originally posted by original PM View Post
    oh yes and

    G.g.g.g.g.g..g.g..g..g. Granville,

    Nurse Gladys Emmanuel


    etc etc etc
    Heh. I must admit, when I wrote the title I didn't realise that I'd stolen the expression from the Beeb comedy series "Open All Hours". More of a "Porridge" man myself, but perhaps it's best not to mention that today, with all that funny business.

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  • original PM
    replied
    oh yes and

    G.g.g.g.g.g..g.g..g..g. Granville,

    Nurse Gladys Emmanuel


    etc etc etc

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  • original PM
    replied
    certainly has.

    crazy

    hey ho...

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by MrMark View Post
    I think Aliens are arriving and assimilating the agents.
    jeez, they'll be sorry



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  • MrMark
    started a topic It's been a funny sort of day

    It's been a funny sort of day

    Apart from all that jailed imposter business of course.
    Had an agent call me about a contract. Conversation was good, the agent seemed keen. No fishing for previous employers or references. Wanted to know which Umbrella I used, would I be happy with xxx Euros per day. Then said she'd mail me the job spec and would progress from there.
    No mail. No way of calling back as number withheld. A complete waste of time.

    I think Aliens are arriving and assimilating the agents.

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