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threaded replied

16 October 2009, 04:48
Originally posted by Board Game Geek View Post

It targets the correct group in a novel way, and yet at the same time shows how clever and sophisticated you are as well.

Sometimes it must feel that CUK are not worthy of you, dear Mr T.

I must admit I find that IR35 was the best thing that ever happened to me. Instead of working for insanely jealous types who wouldn't know quality if it jumped up and slapped them with a wet fish, I get proper fêted.

More work than I can shake a stick at, don't even need to go looking as people phone up practically begging me to work for them.

And the work it top hole! This one too, will look real good on the CV for whoever gets it. It's not 'geo return', it's proper work.

Anyways, I forgot to mention I've already got somewhere real nice to stay for the person who wins this contract, so it comes with free accommodation + beer allowance, although if you wish to pay to rough it somewhere else, that can also be entertained.
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VectraMan replied

16 October 2009, 04:22
Je peux faire tout les codes. Beaucoup peu cher, beaucoup rapidité.
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thunderlizard replied

16 October 2009, 00:02
Java is French for popular dance?!?!

Does it involve lots of strutting? Do they teach it in a class?
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Board Game Geek replied

15 October 2009, 22:47
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Do you like to work in Cannes during 8 months for the team Threaded? I am in search of a hot body to work on a contract which will start next year. Can you program in Popular dance, C / C, mySQL and work in the French language? Do you know protocols of the space? Can you write material in norm thousand standard? So yes, please write me a message in the real world with details of contact

So, requirements are that a hot body is needed and knows popular dance ?

Nice idea on posting the job advert in French by the way.

It targets the correct group in a novel way, and yet at the same time shows how clever and sophisticated you are as well.

Sometimes it must feel that CUK are not worthy of you, dear Mr T.
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threaded replied

15 October 2009, 17:27
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

Do you not fancy a job with Thales?

Actually with myself, as part of Team Threaded, but working mostly on your own as an 'implant' on site.

I am much too busy with other things.
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Churchill replied

15 October 2009, 16:40
Originally posted by threaded View Post

Souhaitez-vous travailler à Cannes pendant 8 mois pour l'équipe Threaded? Je suis à la recherche d'un corps chaud pour travailler sur un contrat qui débutera l'année prochaine. Pouvez-vous programmer en Java, C / C + +, mySQL et travailler dans la langue française? Connaissez-vous des protocoles de l'espace? Pouvez-vous écrire la documentation à la norme MIL standard? Si oui, s'il vous plaît écrivez-moi un message au monde réel avec des détails de contact.

Do you not fancy a job with Thales?
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Pinto replied

15 October 2009, 16:25
Si j'avais un corps chaud, je ne serais pas un programmeur.
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HairyArsedBloke replied

15 October 2009, 16:13
Where on earth are you from?
We're from England
Where you come from
Do you put the kettle on?
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BlackenedBiker replied

15 October 2009, 16:03
Sponsor ma quête pour ChaseTheArena
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thunderlizard replied

15 October 2009, 16:00
Est-ce qu'il y aura des ours polaires?
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Doggy Styles replied

15 October 2009, 15:58
Originally posted by threaded View Post

Souhaitez-vous travailler à Cannes pendant 8 mois pour l'équipe Threaded? Je suis à la recherche d'un corps chaud pour travailler sur un contrat qui débutera l'année prochaine. Pouvez-vous programmer en Java, C / C + +, mySQL et travailler dans la langue française? Connaissez-vous des protocoles de l'espace? Pouvez-vous écrire la documentation à la norme MIL standard? Si oui, s'il vous plaît écrivez-moi un message au monde réel avec des détails de contact.

What's this? "People called Romanes they go the house?"
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nomadd replied

15 October 2009, 15:44
Originally posted by threaded View Post

Souhaitez-vous travailler à Cannes pendant 8 mois pour l'équipe Threaded? Je suis à la recherche d'un corps chaud pour travailler sur un contrat qui débutera l'année prochaine. Pouvez-vous programmer en Java, C / C + +, mySQL et travailler dans la langue française? Connaissez-vous des protocoles de l'espace? Pouvez-vous écrire la documentation à la norme MIL standard? Si oui, s'il vous plaît écrivez-moi un message au monde réel avec des détails de contact.

Matches my skillset exactly. Where is your restaurant located?

Head Chef Nomadd
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threaded replied

15 October 2009, 15:43
Hey why do you think I want to send someone else!
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realityhack replied

15 October 2009, 15:40
Mate - your babelfish is broken.
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threaded started a topic Bonjour

15 October 2009, 15:38
Bonjour

Souhaitez-vous travailler à Cannes pendant 8 mois pour l'équipe Threaded? Je suis à la recherche d'un corps chaud pour travailler sur un contrat qui débutera l'année prochaine. Pouvez-vous programmer en Java, C / C + +, mySQL et travailler dans la langue française? Connaissez-vous des protocoles de l'espace? Pouvez-vous écrire la documentation à la norme MIL standard? Si oui, s'il vous plaît écrivez-moi un message au monde réel avec des détails de contact.
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