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Previously on "Reasons to be cheerful"

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by Zippy View Post
    Constants, I would hope

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  • Diestl
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    Originally posted by Andy2 View Post
    A true developer always uses variables
    Not if he uses a functional language.

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  • Zippy
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    Originally posted by Andy2 View Post
    A true developer always uses variables
    Constants, I would hope

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  • Diestl
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    Originally posted by Andy2 View Post
    A sad geek always uses variables
    Fixed that for ya

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  • alreadypacked
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    Originally posted by Andy2 View Post
    A true developer always uses variables

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  • Andy2
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    Originally posted by Diestl View Post
    Ah ok, why not just say wife and kids in the first place???
    A true developer always uses variables

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  • Diestl
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    SY02 = Wife
    SY03 - 05 = Man-Spawn
    Ah ok, why not just say wife and kids in the first place???

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by Diestl View Post
    Maybe, you said you had a great weekend with SY 03-05 or whatever, so what is this you had a great weekend with?
    SY02 = Wife
    SY03 - 05 = Man-Spawn

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  • Diestl
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    32. Why do you need to be 10 to get into Jazz?



    It is when it is running low on RAM



    Are you really this thick?
    Maybe, you said you had a great weekend with SY 03-05 or whatever, so what is this you had a great weekend with?

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by DS23 View Post
    ...all into the couldron, stir it a bit, a little incantation and out came duke, ella and louis?
    bizarre isn't it? I feel strangely like we connected there

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  • DS23
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    ...all into the couldron, stir it a bit, a little incantation and out came duke, ella and louis?

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by DS23 View Post
    how did you discover it?
    Strange as it goes. I was messing about with a piano, saxophone and some bourbon , and then ......

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  • cailin maith
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    Originally posted by DS23 View Post
    how did you discover it?
    Discover what?

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  • DS23
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    how did you discover it?

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by Diestl View Post
    You just discovered Jazz, what age are you 10? Also adding Ram to a PC is hardly pimping it and my Granny could do it. And WTF is SY02 - 05?
    32. Why do you need to be 10 to get into Jazz?

    Originally posted by Diestl View Post
    Also adding Ram to a PC is hardly pimping it and my Granny could do it.
    It is when it is running low on RAM

    Originally posted by Diestl View Post
    And WTF is SY02 - 05?
    Are you really this thick?

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