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Its a side effect of getting old.Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View PostBeing Sunday, I have my weekly bath and change my clothes. I sit down to watch last night’s Merlin and have my breakfast. Bloody typical of me – I spill some of my yoghurt down my shirt followed by some drips of coffee. I’ve only had this shirt on for half an hour.
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Woah, steady on rich boy. As the weather is much cooler, there's really no excuse for not bathing every two weeks. Sheesh, anybody would think that you can print money out of thin air.Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View PostBeing Sunday, I have my weekly bath and change my clothes.
Don't you eat naked?I’ve only had this shirt on for half an hour.
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NO!Originally posted by Bunk View Post
Is it really safe for you to be left to your own devices?
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Bloody typical
Being Sunday, I have my weekly bath and change my clothes. I sit down to watch last night’s Merlin and have my breakfast. Bloody typical of me – I spill some of my yoghurt down my shirt followed by some drips of coffee. I’ve only had this shirt on for half an hour.
FFS
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