Reply to: Stephen Gately RIP

[shaunbhoy]

ok contractor related stephen gately bad taste joke


stephen gately takes his new bloke home for a sesh.
he puts a plastic bag over his head and says
'it has to be exactly 90 seconds, no more, no less'
new boyfriend - 'ok no worries'
SG - 'do you have an accurate watch'
NB - 'sure, i need an accurate way of measuring elapsed time for my job'
SG (speaking out of a cloudy plastic bag) - 'what is it you do again?'
NB - 'IT Contractor'

Just heard a variation of that which involved an Alex Ferguson watch.

[EternalOptimist]

ok contractor related stephen gately bad taste joke


stephen gately takes his new bloke home for a sesh.
he puts a plastic bag over his head and says
'it has to be exactly 90 seconds, no more, no less'
new boyfriend - 'ok no worries'
SG - 'do you have an accurate watch'
NB - 'sure, i need an accurate way of measuring elapsed time for my job'
SG (speaking out of a cloudy plastic bag) - 'what is it you do again?'
NB - 'IT Contractor'

[daviejones]

Have there been any tasteless jokes yet?

I just posted one, ...

[BrilloPad]

Try this one:

Michael Jackson was disappointed when Stephen Gately arrived in Heaven...

He thought they said that someone from the boys home was coming.

[fckvwls]

Have there been any tasteless jokes yet?

Try this one:

Michael Jackson was disappointed when Stephen Gately arrived in Heaven...

He thought they said that someone from the boys home was coming.

[EternalOptimist]

Have there been any tasteless jokes yet?

Stephen Gately has entered the Pearly Gates.
Sixth time this week I think

[BrilloPad]

Have there been any tasteless jokes yet?

[EternalOptimist]

Choked on his own vomit, quite common.

jeez thats 'orrible.
not as bad as choking on someone else's vomit though

[TimberWolf]

What's the average life expectancy of a pop star?

[orac]

Vaseline on the lungs?

Vaseline on the lungs?

[BoredBloke]

Post mortem reveals it was fluid on the lungs

After a drinking binge? This does not add up to me.

Happens round Barrymores pool

[daviejones]

What's pink and goes round and round on a carousel????


Stephen Gately's suitcase...


IGMC

[suityou01]

Choked on his own vomit, quite common.

That's some binge.

Despite speculation, the family had denied he had taken drugs, drunk heavily or killed himself.

[gingerjedi]

Post mortem reveals it was fluid on the lungs

After a drinking binge? This does not add up to me.

Choked on his own vomit, quite common.

[suityou01]

Post mortem reveals it was fluid on the lungs

After a drinking binge? This does not add up to me.