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ok contractor related stephen gately bad taste joke
stephen gately takes his new bloke home for a sesh.
he puts a plastic bag over his head and says
'it has to be exactly 90 seconds, no more, no less'
new boyfriend - 'ok no worries'
SG - 'do you have an accurate watch'
NB - 'sure, i need an accurate way of measuring elapsed time for my job'
SG (speaking out of a cloudy plastic bag) - 'what is it you do again?'
NB - 'IT Contractor'
Just heard a variation of that which involved an Alex Ferguson watch.
ok contractor related stephen gately bad taste joke
stephen gately takes his new bloke home for a sesh.
he puts a plastic bag over his head and says
'it has to be exactly 90 seconds, no more, no less'
new boyfriend - 'ok no worries'
SG - 'do you have an accurate watch'
NB - 'sure, i need an accurate way of measuring elapsed time for my job'
SG (speaking out of a cloudy plastic bag) - 'what is it you do again?'
NB - 'IT Contractor'
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