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Previously on "Lowly females pick mediocre mates"
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Take a look at my girlfriend
She's the only one I got
Not much of a girlfriend
Never seem to get a lot
Take a jumbo across the water
Like to see America
See the girls in California
I'm hoping it's going to come true
But there's not a lot I can do
Could we have kippers for breakfast
Mummy dear, Mummy dear
They got to have 'em in Texas
Cos everyone's a millionaire
I'm a winner, I'm a sinner
Do you want my autograph
I'm a loser, what a joker
I'm playing my jokes upon you
While there's nothing better to do
Don't you look at my girlfriend
She's the only one I got
Not much of a girlfriend
Never seem to get a lot
Take a jumbo cross the water
Like to see America
See the girls in California
I'm hoping it's going to come true
But there's not a lot I can do
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I'm pretty sure that studies have been done in the past which suggest the same in humans: people choose mates whom they judge to be about the same level as they are on the social and attractiveness scales.
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Yeah, it's survival of the fittest, who aren't necessarily the fittest.
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I think they're referring to a class divide rather than a pillow munching oneOriginally posted by HairyArsedBloke View PostSminky Pinky BBC (SFW)
When I think of the dodgy bird ex-Mrs HAB was it makes me feel dirty.
I'm so glad I dress on the other side these days.
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Lowly females pick mediocre mates
Sminky Pinky BBC (SFW)
When I think of the dodgy bird ex-Mrs HAB was it makes me feel dirty.
I'm so glad I dress on the other side these days.
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