Giant Alien Lizard Man flu.

[Churchill]

If you want to clear your tubes try a hotdog smothered - and I mean smothered in Colmans English Mustard.

Had me snotting for England Friday lunchtime!

[Doggy Styles]

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<rings bell>

Unclean, unclean.

One of my delightful customers or some gimp on the train appears to have given me a free helping of manflu.

Unclean, unclean.

<rings bell>

They did for the Martians, those earth microbes. Is this a flaw in your cunning plans?

[OwlHoot]

And it doesn't particularly help that I've been awake since about 5:30 and it's not a school day...

Have a bottle of brandy. It may not cure you, but it'll dry out the sinuses and you'll stop worrying about flu and sleep like a top.

[minestrone]

Giant Alien Lizard Man flu? Yup, that is exactly what half the Rangers team have today.

[zeitghost]

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<cough>

<rings bell>

Unclean, unclean.

One of my delightful customers or some gimp on the train appears to have given me a free helping of manflu.

Unclean, unclean.

<rings bell>