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TimberWolf replied

30 September 2009, 14:33
What's long and hard and given to a Greek bride on her wedding day? A new surname.
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Bright Spark replied

30 September 2009, 14:25
Originally posted by darmstadt View Post

How do you make a Venetian blind?

with pot noodles.
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darmstadt replied

30 September 2009, 14:17
How do you make a Venetian blind?
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darmstadt replied

30 September 2009, 14:17
How do you make a Swiss Roll?
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singhr replied

30 September 2009, 14:08
What's a Grecian urn?
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TimberWolf replied

30 September 2009, 12:57
Originally posted by Platypus View Post

The Ancient Greeks were quite amenable to man-love.

Q: How do you separate Greek men from Greek boys?

Ans: With a long enough lever
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Platypus replied

30 September 2009, 12:44
Originally posted by sasguru View Post

I think he won't enjoy the communal showers very much.
Or maybe he will.

The Ancient Greeks were quite amenable to man-love.
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HairyArsedBloke replied

30 September 2009, 12:40
Originally posted by sasguru View Post

I think he won't enjoy the communal showers very much.
Or maybe he will.

I did. It made me the man I am today.
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sasguru replied

30 September 2009, 12:23
Originally posted by bogeyman View Post

What a delightful man. I hope he gets all he deserves.

I think he won't enjoy the communal showers very much.
Or maybe he will.
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bogeyman replied

30 September 2009, 12:20
What a delightful man. I hope he gets all he deserves.
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DimPrawn started a topic Tough landlord

30 September 2009, 12:18
Tough landlord

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/8282133.stm

Let this be a warning to you renters. Pay up and do as your told.
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