We are Gordon! We are Gordon!

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RichardCranium replied

29 September 2009, 09:44
Originally posted by snaw View Post

I had that down as being sung to the tune of that's entertainment, but halfway in it seemed to stop working ...

Try again to the tune of Mika's We Are Golden

(which I cannot stand but Radio 2 is currently using it as wallpaper)
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minestrone replied

29 September 2009, 09:41
Should it not be..

We are Gawwwdon, we are Gawwwdon
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snaw replied

29 September 2009, 09:36
Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post

Labour dreams in a financial circus
Running around like a clown on hard drugs.
Who gives a damn about the party you come from?
No expenses yet your MP gets 'em.

Mucking it up again
Running for election.

Waking up
In the midday sun
What's to live for?
You could see what I've done
Staring at emotion
In the light of day
I was running
From the things that you'd say

We are not what you think we are
We are useless, we are Gordon.
We are not what you think we are
We are gormless, we are Gordon.

Labour dreams of a banking cockup
Running around like a twat on purpose.
Who gives a damn about the country you come from?
No giving up those lovely share options.

Mucking about again
Running for government.
Running around again
Headless chickens.

I was a boy
At No 10 door
Why you staring
Do you still think that you know?
Looking for treasure
In the tax that you threw
Like a magpie
I live for backhanders, not you

We are not what you think we are
We are useless, we are Gordon.
We are not what you think we are
We are gormless, we are Gordon.

Pointless dreams in a mentalist circus
Running the UK like a clown on purpose.
Who gives a damn about the people you steal from?
No decent MPs even though we might want some.

Now I'm sat on the dole
I'm finally looking around
Left here on my own
I'm gonna hurt myself
Maybe losing my home
I'm still wondering why
Had to let the world let it bleed dry

We are not what you think we are
We are not what you think we are
We are not what you think we are
We are fukked up, you are ****ked up.

Sleepless dreams in a nightmare circus
Applying for work when there is no purpose.
Who gives a damn about the pension they stole from?
Just give up if you're young and you want some.

Spinning the lies again
Running for running
Running UK again
Robbing and running

We are not what you think we are
We are corrupt, you are bankrupt.

I had that down as being sung to the tune of that's entertainment, but halfway in it seemed to stop working ...
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RichardCranium started a topic We are Gordon! We are Gordon!

29 September 2009, 09:34
We are Gordon! We are Gordon!

Labour dreams in a financial circus
Running around like a clown on hard drugs.
Who gives a damn about the party you come from?
No expenses yet your MP gets 'em.

Mucking it up again
Running for election.

Waking up
In the midday sun
What's to live for?
You could see what I've done
Staring at emotion
In the light of day
I was running
From the things that you'd say

We are not what you think we are
We are useless, we are Gordon.
We are not what you think we are
We are gormless, we are Gordon.

Labour dreams of a banking cockup
Running around like a twat on purpose.
Who gives a damn about the country you come from?
No giving up those lovely share options.

Mucking about again
Running for government.
Running around again
Headless chickens.

I was a boy
At No 10 door
Why you staring
Do you still think that you know?
Looking for treasure
In the tax that you threw
Like a magpie
I live for backhanders, not you

We are not what you think we are
We are useless, we are Gordon.
We are not what you think we are
We are gormless, we are Gordon.

Pointless dreams in a mentalist circus
Running the UK like a clown on purpose.
Who gives a damn about the people you steal from?
No decent MPs even though we might want some.

Now I'm sat on the dole
I'm finally looking around
Left here on my own
I'm gonna hurt myself
Maybe losing my home
I'm still wondering why
Had to let the world let it bleed dry

We are not what you think we are
We are not what you think we are
We are not what you think we are
We are fukked up, you are fukked up.

Sleepless dreams in a nightmare circus
Applying for work when there is no purpose.
Who gives a damn about the pension they stole from?
Just give up if you're young and you want some.

Spinning the lies again
Running for running
Running UK again
Robbing and running

We are not what you think we are
We are corrupt, you are bankrupt.
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