Give yourself a pat on the front, a pat on the front, a pat on the front
Give yourself a pat on the front, You won you won you won
Give yourself a pat on the side, apat on the side, a pat on the side
Give yourself a pat on the side You tried you tried you tried
with my luck cheese
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Have you been watching the shiny show?Originally posted by Xenophon'Twas a parody of the The Power of Christianity post, Goofy. Just a 3 month extension so not the stuff of bragging to be honest, but I'll now give myself a lil' pat on the back for successfully writing my name on the contract. Twice.
I just tried googling that and came across the mumsnet forums. I thought this forum was bad but just look at what happens when you give some frustrated stay at home mums internet access...
"I think that Little Cooks spoon, when he is riding it, looks rather phallic and makes me feel uncomfortable!"
"Will someone PLEASE tell Little Cook to cover up the bum cleavage"
"I thought the best line on Boogie Beebies was 'Show me your magic', particularly when sung by the bloke - I'm sure he's used that line in the bedroom"
http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk?topicid=2000&threadid=41627
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'Twas a parody of the The Power of Christianity post, Goofy. Just a 3 month extension so not the stuff of bragging to be honest, but I'll now give myself a lil' pat on the back for successfully writing my name on the contract. Twice.
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are you bragging that you can write, rather just type like most of us monkeys ?
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The Power of Renewal
Contract extended last week and now signed. Beats looking for contracts over Christmas & New Year.
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