Originally posted by Francko
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Originally posted by hyperD[CUT]
Whatever I did with my niece and nephew, right or wrong, in this day of political correctness, absolution of self-responsibility, blame culture, public sector parasites, health and safety Nazis, I know that they will think twice about taking up the habit.
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Originally posted by FranckoHave you ever been to a farm? Any idea of the milk or cheese smell during production? I wonder what your stomach will smell like. Ever considered how much tulip cow/sheep eat that you will eat too? We must be full of it.
Can we try to figth the smoking campaign with intelligent ideas instead of this complete idiocy.
Whatever I did with my niece and nephew, right or wrong, in this day of political correctness, absolution of self-responsibility, blame culture, public sector parasites, health and safety Nazis, I know that they will think twice about taking up the habit.
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Originally posted by FranckoHave you ever been to a farm? Any idea of the milk or cheese smell during production? I wonder what your stomach will smell like. Ever considered how much tulip cow/sheep eat that you will eat too? We must be full of it.
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Originally posted by hyperDYou should try washing a carpet of a house that was previously occupied by a smoker. Showed the water from the carpet cleaner to my niece and nephew - they went "Ewwww". Then I made them smell the water.
I swear they will never smoke ever!
Can we try to figth the smoking campaign with intelligent ideas instead of this complete idiocy.
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Originally posted by luke warmI reckon they could hold a gallon at least.
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Originally posted by n5goonerwell they can hold a pint....so they may be......you can tell a differance with "false" ones....
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Originally posted by luke warmGreat place. Convivial atmosphere, sophisticated clienteller. And how big are the barmaid's knockers : surely they're not real!
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Originally posted by hyperDYou'd be better off removing the condensate from the walls of the Hobgoblin pub in Staines.
Toilet door has a habit of breaking which can be a bit disconcerting trying to hold the door shut with one foot whilst trying to give birth to an otter....
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Originally posted by hyperDYou'd be better off removing the condensate from the walls of the Hobgoblin pub in Staines.
Toilet door has a habit of breaking which can be a bit disconcerting trying to hold the door shut with one foot whilst trying to give birth to an otter....
I've tried beaver, but not otter....interesting change.
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Originally posted by PhoenixCould you supply the carpet water or radio cleaning rag?
May be able to re-claim the nicotine and re sell
Toilet door has a habit of breaking which can be a bit disconcerting trying to hold the door shut with one foot whilst trying to give birth to an otter....
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Nicotine
When smoking was allowed on flights. During a plane service, the nicotine used to be scraped off the cabin roof with scrappers.
Right just off for a roll up.
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Originally posted by hyperDYou should try washing a carpet of a house that was previously occupied by a smoker. Showed the water from the carpet cleaner to my niece and nephew - they went "Ewwww". Then I made them smell the water.
I swear they will never smoke ever!
Could you supply the carpet water or radio cleaning rag?
May be able to re-claim the nicotine and re sell
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You should try washing a carpet of a house that was previously occupied by a smoker. Showed the water from the carpet cleaner to my niece and nephew - they went "Ewwww". Then I made them smell the water.
I swear they will never smoke ever!
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Nicotine
I've just cleaned an old radio.
Previous owner was a heavy smoker & radio was a lovely brown colour all over.
After judicious spraying with foam cleanser, it is now black again.
The rag, however, is an evil brown colour.
Wonder what condition his lungs were in...Tags: None
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