Reply to: Moving to Wootton Bassett

[FarmerPalmer]

There are some v. good pubs further out into Wiltshire. What's that one called on the way to Malmesbury that does Kangaroo steaks (or at least did a few years ago)?

That'll be The Three Crowns at Brinkworth

[jimjamuk]

That's classified information I'm afraid. Let's just say it's so posh, people get out of the bath to have a piss.

hey DP - you working in Swindon aswell? Im stuck at client in Windmill Hill and have frequented Sally's Pussy for my lunch many a time

[bobhope]

maybe we should have the next cuk party in there

do you think we would all fit?

There are some v. good pubs further out into Wiltshire. What's that one called on the way to Malmesbury that does Kangaroo steaks (or at least did a few years ago)?

[Gonzo]

In 1993 I spent a dreadful four hours just outside Wootton Bassett sitting in a stationary train that should have been taking me from an interview in Bristol back to London.

The train couldn't move because some local chavs had dumped some debris onto the tracks.

Clearly I haven't got over it and still haven't forgiven the place.

[sasguru]

Where in Swindon are you at the moment DP?

The part of Swindon which follows this hierarchy:

Value of gold necklace chain > Value of car loud speakers > Value of car > Value of house.

[bogeyman]

That's classified information I'm afraid. Let's just say it's so posh, people get out of the bath to have a piss.

Haydon Wick then.

[BrilloPad]

Where in Swindon are you at the moment DP?

The chav end of town.

HTH

[sasguru]

etc etc

Good place for a meat and 2 veg, as someone noticed yesterday.

[teclo]

That's classified information I'm afraid. Let's just say it's so posh, people get out of the bath to have a piss.

Please expect an invoice to replace the now coffee covered screen and keyboard.

[original PM]

i'll get me coat on the way out

[SallyAnne]

maybe we should have the next cuk party in there

do you think we would all fit?

Bravo!

[DimPrawn]

Where in Swindon are you at the moment DP?

That's classified information I'm afraid. Let's just say it's so posh, people get out of the bath to have a piss.

[bogeyman]

I don't think I can do it. Too exotic, too far.

Can I get a decent cup of tea?

Where in Swindon are you at the moment DP?

[original PM]

maybe we should have the next cuk party in there

do you think we would all fit?

[SallyAnne]

etc etc