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Originally posted by Gunnery Sergeant HartmanBecause the CCCN are a bunch of slimy little communist tulip twinkle-toed cocksuckers.
The deadliest weapon in the world is a marine and his rifle. It is killer instincts which must be harnessed if you expect to survive in combat. A rifle or a white phosphorus grenade is only a tool. It is a hard heart that kills. If your killer instincts are not clean and strong you will hesitate at the moment of truth. You will not kill. You will become dead marines. And then you will be in a world of tulip. Because marines are not allowed to die without permission!
Weren't your brains plastered over a latrine wall ?
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Originally posted by PhoenixS'funny...say's that on the wall also.
And I'm not married
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Originally posted by Gunnery Sergeant HighwayHey, I don't give no service man's discount unlike your old lady.
S'funny...say's that on the wall also.
And I'm not married
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Originally posted by PhoenixFunny! 'cos on the wall it says your a coc* sukker!
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Originally posted by Gunnery Sergeant HighwayThis doesn't mean we're gonna be swapping spit in the shower.
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Originally posted by n5goonerwell I was until I was told BP was too high.....well prehaps thats her fault.
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Originally posted by Gunnery Sergeant HighwaySounds like you’re a man of experience.
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Originally posted by n5goonerand then screw Sarges sister....
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Originally posted by Gunnery Sergeant HighwayAs marines you improvise. You adapt. You overcome.
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Originally posted by luke warmDon't forget the bayonet!
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Originally posted by mcquiggdYep, just like Chechens.....
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Originally posted by Gunnery Sergeant HartmanBecause the CCCN are a bunch of slimy little communist tulip twinkle-toed cocksuckers.
The deadliest weapon in the world is a marine and his rifle.
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Originally posted by luke warmSo Gunny why is it bad according to the CCCN to kill people with burning stuff but if you kill them with flying bits of metal it is OK? I think being killed by shrapnel must hurt too and burned alive when it is hot enough must be pretty quick. Have they tried killing people with both methods then interviewing them to find out which hurt more. And if not why not? The world needs to know.
The deadliest weapon in the world is a marine and his rifle. It is killer instincts which must be harnessed if you expect to survive in combat. A rifle or a white phosphorus grenade is only a tool. It is a hard heart that kills. If your killer instincts are not clean and strong you will hesitate at the moment of truth. You will not kill. You will become dead marines. And then you will be in a world of tulip. Because marines are not allowed to die without permission!
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