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WTF are these goal stats to do with your wife - oh I see it is how many times the above mentioned have sored? urm........not sure this is healthy clownio...this should stop here..........
I think you started the scoring row with the "Crespo" comment?
When did I mention I supported Chelsea? However a quick glance at the Premiership top scorers table makes interesting reading....
1 Frank Lampard Chelsea 10
2 Ruud van Nistelrooy Man Utd 8
3 Darren Bent Charlton 7 4 Didier Drogba Chelsea 6
5 Aiyegbeni Yakubu Middlesbrough 6
6 Andy Cole Man City 5
7 Thierry Henry Arsenal 5
Oh look ! That's two Chelsea players in the top seven, with the arrogant french twat just scraping in there with a pathetic 5. Beaten by Charlton and Middlesborough players. The shame of it !
As for Crespo he always produces the goods on the big occasions. A bit like myself.
WTF are these goal stats to do with your wife - oh I see it is how many times the above mentioned have sored? urm........not sure this is healthy clownio...this should stop here..........
but that’s what she said turned her on now - she's bored with some plonker wearing a chelski top all the time whilst having as much success getting his old boy "in" as Crespo has of scoring for Chelski.
When did I mention I supported Chelsea? However a quick glance at the Premiership top scorers table makes interesting reading....
1 Frank Lampard Chelsea 10
2 Ruud van Nistelrooy Man Utd 8
3 Darren Bent Charlton 7 4 Didier Drogba Chelsea 6
5 Aiyegbeni Yakubu Middlesbrough 6
6 Andy Cole Man City 5
7 Thierry Henry Arsenal 5
Oh look ! That's two Chelsea players in the top seven, with the arrogant french twat just scraping in there with a pathetic 5. Beaten by Charlton and Middlesborough players. The shame of it !
As for Crespo he always produces the goods on the big occasions. A bit like myself.
As I understand it she had dropped to her knees in fits of laughter, as on the night in question you had been dressed as one of the Village People and formed the middle carriage in a homosexual choo-choo.
but that’s what she said turned her on now - she's bored with some plonker wearing a chelski top all the time whilst having as much success getting his old boy "in" as Crespo has of scoring for Chelski.
no you right - she'd only drop too her knees - and all fours.....I understand she gets lower fro Chelski........
As I understand it she had dropped to her knees in fits of laughter, as on the night in question you had been dressed as one of the Village People and formed the middle carriage in a homosexual choo-choo.
She told me, in bed the other evening, that she always gets on top for the Clown as he only knows how to **** up.
Yes, she did say something about giving this really old bloke a bed bath. Apparently he kept soiling himself and trying to wack himself off but failing as he was soft as a baby's turd.
I got one last week from onedaymobile.com. It was delivered two days later - or it would have been if my lazy good for nothing wife hadn't been out shopping.
Their website currently says they've 1000 in stock.
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