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I think Kylies bum and Dannis fake (although spectacular) boobs justify the countries existence....
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Originally posted by wendigo100Don't jocks like playing sports in their own country any more?
Perhaps that's why jocks are decending into sporting oblivion on all fronts except curling.
What happened to your footy "tanner ball-players", your giant ginger-haired flankers, and your wiry little boxing champions?
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Originally posted by snawsports (Participating, not watching)
Perhaps that's why jocks are decending into sporting oblivion on all fronts except curling.
What happened to your footy "tanner ball-players", your giant ginger-haired flankers, and your wiry little boxing champions?
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Nah, the climate, food, beaches, pubs, sports (Participating, not watching), and top aussie shielas all make it a nice place to live! The isolation sux, especially when combined with the piss poor aussie peso. You end up spenidng a fortune, and hours on a plane to get anywhere, only to pay shedloads of money for the privelage when you get there.
Unless you want to fly to NZ, but that's wears off after a couple of trips ...
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snaw, maybe the isolation is part of what makes it a nice place
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Originally posted by threadedIf Australia wasn't there wouldn't the Earth be a tad unbalanced and wobble around a bit?
Nah mate, that's what your fat arse is for...
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My only issue with Australia is that's it's soo bloody far away from everywhere else, otherwise I would have continued living there cause if you take away it's isolation it's easily the best place on earth to live. IMHO.
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P.S basically the main 'entry requirement' was you were tall, and sober.
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Australian women are normally rather pretty, and are very welcoming. That alone justifies the countries entire existence... sigh... happy memories....
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aussies
aussies are an exception in the path of natural evolution. Actually they represent of a backward move which occurs once in a while.
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Originally posted by Joe BlackYou mean this one LG?
More fun stuff at their home page http://www.boreme.com.
Work-safe?...do you like your where you work?...no?, then click the link.
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If Australia wasn't there wouldn't the Earth be a tad unbalanced and wobble around a bit?
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You mean this one LG?
More fun stuff at their home page http://www.boreme.com.
Work-safe?...do you like where you work?...no?, then click the link.Last edited by Joe Black; 14 November 2005, 13:24.
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Its for exporting all the scum we dont want!
All Aussies are decended form murderers, rapist, common criminals and puffs.
Very few have Abbo blood as the Abbos are far to inteligent to dilute their spirit in such a way.
Wouldnt it be good if we could export all the chavs and scroungers to Aus again!
BTW. I have a terrific vid of Kylie riding an automated bronco in just her Love Kylie underwear. Cant post it though!
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Toni Collette...
...didn't know who she was until I saw her on Jonathan Ross the other night. She scrubs up a bit better than her fellow co-star out of Muriels Wedding thats for sure.
Still I think this is a much better Aussie export:
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