Reply to: What is Australia For?

[mcquiggd]

I think Kylies bum and Dannis fake (although spectacular) boobs justify the countries existence....

[AlfredJPruffock]

Don't jocks like playing sports in their own country any more?

Perhaps that's why jocks are decending into sporting oblivion on all fronts except curling.

What happened to your footy "tanner ball-players", your giant ginger-haired flankers, and your wiry little boxing champions?

I have been given long consideration to this sociological phenonema, and I can only the attribute the demise of the Scottish Sportsman to excess Television, computer games and Recreational Drug abuse.

[wendigo100]

sports (Participating, not watching)

Don't jocks like playing sports in their own country any more?

Perhaps that's why jocks are decending into sporting oblivion on all fronts except curling.

What happened to your footy "tanner ball-players", your giant ginger-haired flankers, and your wiry little boxing champions?

[snaw]

Nah, the climate, food, beaches, pubs, sports (Participating, not watching), and top aussie shielas all make it a nice place to live! The isolation sux, especially when combined with the piss poor aussie peso. You end up spenidng a fortune, and hours on a plane to get anywhere, only to pay shedloads of money for the privelage when you get there.

Unless you want to fly to NZ, but that's wears off after a couple of trips ...

[Rebecca Loos]

snaw, maybe the isolation is part of what makes it a nice place

[Churchill]

If Australia wasn't there wouldn't the Earth be a tad unbalanced and wobble around a bit?

Nah mate, that's what your fat arse is for...

[snaw]

My only issue with Australia is that's it's soo bloody far away from everywhere else, otherwise I would have continued living there cause if you take away it's isolation it's easily the best place on earth to live. IMHO.

[mcquiggd]

P.S basically the main 'entry requirement' was you were tall, and sober.

[mcquiggd]

Australian women are normally rather pretty, and are very welcoming. That alone justifies the countries entire existence... sigh... happy memories....

[sappatz]

aussies

aussies are an exception in the path of natural evolution. Actually they represent of a backward move which occurs once in a while.

[The Lone Gunman]

You mean this one LG?

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Thats the one Joe. Sorry for the late reply I was [ahem]busy[/ahem]

[threaded]

If Australia wasn't there wouldn't the Earth be a tad unbalanced and wobble around a bit?

[Joe Black]

You mean this one LG?

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[The Lone Gunman]

Its for exporting all the scum we dont want!
All Aussies are decended form murderers, rapist, common criminals and puffs.

Very few have Abbo blood as the Abbos are far to inteligent to dilute their spirit in such a way.

Wouldnt it be good if we could export all the chavs and scroungers to Aus again!

BTW. I have a terrific vid of Kylie riding an automated bronco in just her Love Kylie underwear. Cant post it though!

[Joe Black]

Toni Collette...

...didn't know who she was until I saw her on Jonathan Ross the other night. She scrubs up a bit better than her fellow co-star out of Muriels Wedding thats for sure.

Still I think this is a much better Aussie export: