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Previously on "Isn't life great?"
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I am very happy - but I'd probably be a little bit happier if I could stop waking up at 5:45 every morning
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The voice of Nature loudly cries,
And many a message from the skies,
That something in us never dies.
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when my lad was 4 I took him over to the North east for a suprise helicopter ride. When he saw the helicopter I could see the tears running down his little face.
I asked him if he was scared of the noise. no.
I asked him if he was scared of flying. no.
I asked him why he was crying.
Dad, he said, I am smile-crying.
Thats you Sally. so happy you could cry
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Originally posted by SallyAnne View PostYou dont get back until 9?!!!!
On a Friday?!!!!!!!
I'll probably be so p1ssed I'm being sick by that point! Yay!!!
I'll still be trying NOT to be sick by that time after the vast amount of red wine consumed last night.... urgh!
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Originally posted by DS23 View Postwell my father died after at the end of july. after a 5 year, toe to toe slugfest with cancer that ultimately consumed him. the taxman has got his claws into the business he left behind. the bailiffs are banging on the door demanding 100,000 in back tax. the stess button has been turned up so much it has twisted off in my mothers hand.
after 6 months on the bench i have got this cutting edge niche oracle role working alongside the oracle experts and will be sorted for the 5 to 8 years based on this working out. rate is reasonable but will become truly bloated as we pull out of recession.
Cancer is a tw^t - it seems to have become stronger and more lethal in the last year or so 5/10 years ago, everyone who had it seemed to fight it off! Now, everyone seems to be dying of it again
Good news on the Oracle gig - although everything above puts it in perspective eh?
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Originally posted by wurzel View PostNo I worked in an EU department & they brought in all these Greek guys because they were cheaper basically. C'est la vie!
Crate of Mendip Magic later on & i?ll be as right as rain! Have a nice weekend. I'm off
(Enjoy the Mendip)
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Originally posted by SallyAnne View PostHaving an affair?
Or are you coming to the end of a big bar of chocolate?
after 6 months on the bench i have got this cutting edge niche oracle role working alongside the oracle experts and will be sorted for the 5 to 8 years based on this working out. rate is reasonable but will become truly bloated as we pull out of recession.
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Originally posted by Clarky View PostThanks for the weather update! I just wish the sleazyjet flight wasn't getting back at 9pm... this hangover is not doing my any favours, mutter grumble mutter grumble.... I'm still happy tho
On a Friday?!!!!!!!
I'll probably be so p1ssed I'm being sick by that point! Yay!!!
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Thanks for the weather update! I just wish the sleazyjet flight wasn't getting back at 9pm... this hangover is not doing my any favours, mutter grumble mutter grumble.... I'm still happy tho
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Originally posted by SallyAnne View PostThanks Clarky,
Shirts are off all over Newcastle today, as a mini heatwave has struck accross the North East of England.
Temperatures have soared to 80's, and a breeze can hardly be felt throughout most of County Durham and the Sunderland area.
A spokesman from the Newcastle Tourist Board said "Aye - wa'r expectin a canny crowd doon the toon the neet like. People'll be monged aal ouwa thi bigg market n keyside by aboot 6 like, due ti the wetha."
Civil Servants all accross the region have already packed up their desks for the week, and local publicans are recording record takings for September!
Back to the studio!
v. impressed!
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