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aha - an autobiography 'my word is my bond'Originally posted by bogeyman View PostYes, it's called:
"My Life as a Lounge Lizard Knob" - 345 pages with illustrations.
not sure who the author is though
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Someone who owns a cat has a good taste in pets. Someone who owns an Axminster has a good taste in carpets. Someone who owns a cat AND an Axminster is a fool.Originally posted by Sysman View PostNote to those doing this at home. Not on the Axminster or parquet floor!
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I think he has a book just out - must checkOriginally posted by bogeyman View PostActually I think that is the only role I've seen Moore play where he actually looked like a hard bastard and not some lounge-lizard knob.
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Actually I think that is the only role I've seen Moore play where he actually looked like a hard bastard and not some lounge-lizard knob.Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Posthe didnt. did he ?
i guess he could double-cross and stitch you up , all in one go
'Oh shoot, I just been cross-stitched by Rufus Ecalibar'

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Note to those doing this at home. Not on the Axminster or parquet floor!Originally posted by Halo Jones View PostYou do not have to hit the blighters just target the ground behind them & get a Hollywood style dust explosions as it runs, if the cat stops
well at least that will cover lunch
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he didnt. did he ?Originally posted by bogeyman View PostHe did needlepoint too. How hard can you get?
i guess he could double-cross and stitch you up , all in one go
'Oh shoot, I just been cross-stitched by Rufus Ecalibar'
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Rufus Excalibar. he even sounds hard as nails.Originally posted by bogeyman View PostBingo!
One of his better performances I think.
now there is a name you wouldnt want to tangle with
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"I like cats, and I don't like people who don't"
What film is this quote from?
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I deny all wrong doing, I am innocent (honest)Originally posted by chef View Postthat sounds like you've prior knowledge of such reactions..
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