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Papa Maji wa Maji replied

2 September 2009, 13:34
............as a pair of glasses on a one-eared bloke
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lukemg replied

2 September 2009, 11:38
....an aspirin canoe
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SantaClaus replied

1 September 2009, 23:17
Originally posted by Flubster View Post

Pork pie in a synagogue

I can better that...

As useful as:

The Pope at a barmitzvah.
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OwlHoot replied

1 September 2009, 18:57
Originally posted by JoJoGabor View Post

I'm trying to think of an alternative phrase for "As useful as a chocolate teapot."

Any good uns?

concrete parachute
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Clippy replied

1 September 2009, 16:09
a Dim Prawn.
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Diver replied

1 September 2009, 15:57
Originally posted by Zippy View Post

tits on a bull

Boar
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Zippy replied

1 September 2009, 15:46
tits on a bull
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darmstadt replied

1 September 2009, 15:43
Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post

Used to be for sale in Motorcycle News. Also, spliff holders.

I had one of them. It was like a wooden tube which unscrewed and you put your 'roll-up' into it and it was meant to stay alight. Useless it was...
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Pinto replied

1 September 2009, 15:28
As useful as side pockets on a cow.
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Diver replied

1 September 2009, 15:20
Originally posted by techno View Post

... as a permie

Oy!

Permies are people too you know!

Besides, my co has laid off all the contractors
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techno replied

1 September 2009, 15:18
... as a permie
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RichardCranium replied

1 September 2009, 14:26
Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View Post

An ashtray on a motorbike.

Used to be for sale in Motorcycle News. Also, spliff holders.
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darmstadt replied

1 September 2009, 14:24
'vote in an election'
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Menelaus replied

1 September 2009, 13:58
Lighthouse in the desert.

Brilliant, but fcuking useless.
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realityhack replied

1 September 2009, 13:56
Marmalade fan belt
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