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rabiddog replied

27 August 2009, 18:24
Vacumn pump ?!?!?!?

I'm off down the local watering hole where the barmaids wear sexy low cut tops.....and Mrs. Ratchet pops in for a Port & Lemon - sure I can pull !
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Paddy replied

27 August 2009, 18:16
Originally posted by rabiddog View Post

Help ! Must get work soon ! Missus won't leave me alone ! It's been seven months on the bench now and almost out of Viagra.

Anyone got a suggestion for heartburn and 'blue' vision ?

Song :- " The package is silver, the contents blue. Hey Baby ! I wanna do some luvin' with you "

I dunno, I walk down the street and even Mrs. Ratchet in the post office is looking appealing these days (she only has one leg and a face like a bashed crab).

Can't go for a haircut 'cos hairdressers are 20 something girlies with big prospects.

Had to master art of ironing fitted sheets (long as they're not light blue 'cos then I can't actually see them !).

Can't decide whether I'm coming or going at the moment.

Must get work ............... Must ........ Sooooon.

Help Me.

Vacuum pump?
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Cliphead replied

27 August 2009, 18:11
It's not really Viagra you're running out of is it?
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rabiddog replied

27 August 2009, 18:07
Originally posted by Zippy View Post

You are complaining?

Pull yourself together man - anything is better than daytime TV

That's the problem, if I pull much more it'll fall off.

Must get work sooon .......
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Zippy replied

27 August 2009, 18:05
You are complaining?

Pull yourself together man - anything is better than daytime TV
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rabiddog replied

27 August 2009, 18:04
Nope, made that mistake once before and still paying for it - the ex that is !
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DS23 replied

27 August 2009, 17:58
you're not really married though are you.
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rabiddog started a topic viagra blues

27 August 2009, 17:57
viagra blues

Help ! Must get work soon ! Missus won't leave me alone ! It's been seven months on the bench now and almost out of Viagra.

Anyone got a suggestion for heartburn and 'blue' vision ?

Song :- " The package is silver, the contents blue. Hey Baby ! I wanna do some luvin' with you "

I dunno, I walk down the street and even Mrs. Ratchet in the post office is looking appealing these days (she only has one leg and a face like a bashed crab).

Can't go for a haircut 'cos hairdressers are 20 something girlies with big prospects.

Had to master art of ironing fitted sheets (long as they're not light blue 'cos then I can't actually see them !).

Can't decide whether I'm coming or going at the moment.

Must get work ............... Must ........ Sooooon.

Help Me.
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