Vacumn pump ?!?!?!?
I'm off down the local watering hole where the barmaids wear sexy low cut tops.....and Mrs. Ratchet pops in for a Port & Lemon - sure I can pull !
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Originally posted by rabiddog View PostHelp ! Must get work soon ! Missus won't leave me alone ! It's been seven months on the bench now and almost out of Viagra.
Anyone got a suggestion for heartburn and 'blue' vision ?
Song :- " The package is silver, the contents blue. Hey Baby ! I wanna do some luvin' with you "
I dunno, I walk down the street and even Mrs. Ratchet in the post office is looking appealing these days (she only has one leg and a face like a bashed crab).
Can't go for a haircut 'cos hairdressers are 20 something girlies with big prospects.
Had to master art of ironing fitted sheets (long as they're not light blue 'cos then I can't actually see them !).
Can't decide whether I'm coming or going at the moment.
Must get work ............... Must ........ Sooooon.
Help Me.
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You are complaining?
Pull yourself together man - anything is better than daytime TV
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Nope, made that mistake once before and still paying for it - the ex that is !
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viagra blues
Help ! Must get work soon ! Missus won't leave me alone ! It's been seven months on the bench now and almost out of Viagra.
Anyone got a suggestion for heartburn and 'blue' vision ?
Song :- " The package is silver, the contents blue. Hey Baby ! I wanna do some luvin' with you "
I dunno, I walk down the street and even Mrs. Ratchet in the post office is looking appealing these days (she only has one leg and a face like a bashed crab).
Can't go for a haircut 'cos hairdressers are 20 something girlies with big prospects.
Had to master art of ironing fitted sheets (long as they're not light blue 'cos then I can't actually see them !).
Can't decide whether I'm coming or going at the moment.
Must get work ............... Must ........ Sooooon.
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