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  • rabiddog
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    Vacumn pump ?!?!?!?

    I'm off down the local watering hole where the barmaids wear sexy low cut tops.....and Mrs. Ratchet pops in for a Port & Lemon - sure I can pull !

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  • Paddy
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    Originally posted by rabiddog View Post
    Help ! Must get work soon ! Missus won't leave me alone ! It's been seven months on the bench now and almost out of Viagra.

    Anyone got a suggestion for heartburn and 'blue' vision ?

    Song :- " The package is silver, the contents blue. Hey Baby ! I wanna do some luvin' with you "

    I dunno, I walk down the street and even Mrs. Ratchet in the post office is looking appealing these days (she only has one leg and a face like a bashed crab).

    Can't go for a haircut 'cos hairdressers are 20 something girlies with big prospects.

    Had to master art of ironing fitted sheets (long as they're not light blue 'cos then I can't actually see them !).

    Can't decide whether I'm coming or going at the moment.

    Must get work ............... Must ........ Sooooon.

    Help Me.
    Vacuum pump?

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  • Cliphead
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    It's not really Viagra you're running out of is it?

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  • rabiddog
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    Originally posted by Zippy View Post
    You are complaining?

    Pull yourself together man - anything is better than daytime TV
    That's the problem, if I pull much more it'll fall off.

    Must get work sooon .......

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  • Zippy
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    You are complaining?

    Pull yourself together man - anything is better than daytime TV

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  • rabiddog
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    Nope, made that mistake once before and still paying for it - the ex that is !

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  • DS23
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    you're not really married though are you.

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  • rabiddog
    started a topic viagra blues

    viagra blues

    Help ! Must get work soon ! Missus won't leave me alone ! It's been seven months on the bench now and almost out of Viagra.

    Anyone got a suggestion for heartburn and 'blue' vision ?

    Song :- " The package is silver, the contents blue. Hey Baby ! I wanna do some luvin' with you "

    I dunno, I walk down the street and even Mrs. Ratchet in the post office is looking appealing these days (she only has one leg and a face like a bashed crab).

    Can't go for a haircut 'cos hairdressers are 20 something girlies with big prospects.

    Had to master art of ironing fitted sheets (long as they're not light blue 'cos then I can't actually see them !).

    Can't decide whether I'm coming or going at the moment.

    Must get work ............... Must ........ Sooooon.

    Help Me.

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