The best start since 1960

[Moscow Mule]

Votisitmean?

Congratulations

[Zippy]

It's your turn to roll Zips.

[slides ashtray across coffe table]

SY01 - u iz baaaaaaaaaad

<rustle, reaches under sofa>

Ahhh .... we were talking about football? <hysterical laughter>

[suityou01]

Keep smoking the oriental tobacco

It's your turn to roll Zips.

[slides ashtray across coffe table]

[suityou01]

Graz to us!!!

Votisitmean?

[Moscow Mule]

I have no clue where we are finishing, but my point is this is the best start since 1960. I'm celebrating this fact. That is all.

Birmingham next, so that could be another 3 points, specially as we are at home.

Graz to us!!!

[Zippy]

I have no clue where we are finishing, but my point is this is the best start since 1960. I'm celebrating this fact. That is all.

Birmingham next, so that could be another 3 points, specially as we are at home.

Keep smoking the oriental tobacco

[suityou01]

I'm a Spurs fan myself and this is all very welcome, but if you think we're finishing anywhere above 6th you're dreaming...

I have no clue where we are finishing, but my point is this is the best start since 1960. I'm celebrating this fact. That is all.

Birmingham next, so that could be another 3 points, specially as we are at home.

[Moscow Mule]

I'm a Spurs fan myself and this is all very welcome, but if you think we're finishing anywhere above 6th you're dreaming...

[suityou01]

Now I know we're onto something, with that kind of bollox abuse. Not just any team gets that you know.

COME ON YOU SPURS

[shaunbhoy]

Sp*rs' "best start since 1960"

FFS. Celtic reserves beat Spurs' first team a couple of weeks ago. Harry the magician my @rse. Flash in the pan merchants, lucky to stay in the top 7 by next May.

HTH

[swamp]

Sp*rs have won the first three games of their season. So have their north London rivals Arsenal. So have Chelsea (if you count their penalty shoot out in the Community Shield). Fulham have won their last four games, counting their two European qualifiers.

So Sp*rs' "best start since 1960" is barely equal to the start of three of their local rivals. Wow!

[suityou01]

Yes, folks, this and other plausible football fan phrases can be yours too for just £4.99.

So rush along and get your copy of The Bluffer's Guide to Football

But do try to get the club's names right, eh?

Edit: PS this may help too.

(sorry, was that mean?)

Hacktually, the wizard reference was from Harry Potter.

HTH

[RichardCranium]

Tottenham Hotspur have made the best start to a season since 1960 under Bill Nicholson.

You're a wizard Harry.

Yes, folks, this and other plausible football fan phrases can be yours too for just £4.99.

So rush along and get your copy of The Bluffer's Guide to Football

But do try to get the club's names right, eh?

Edit: PS this may help too.

(sorry, was that mean?)

[suityou01]

Tottenham hostspur have made the best start to a season since 1960 under Bill Nicholson.

You're a wizard Harry.