Reply to: Bench here I come

[TriggerHippy]

I did that (well semi nude anyway). Got the gig and those first couple of invoices were brilliant

I tried to do an interview while someone else was nude ..... didn't get the gig, but it was a really good day regardless.

[Zippy]

I did a telephone interview in the nude a couple of years ago. They phoned at 9 a.m. when I was benched assuming that would be a valid alternative to 3pm.

I did that (well semi nude anyway). Got the gig and those first couple of invoices were brilliant

[RichardCranium]

Do telephone interview, don't even bother with the underpants.

I did a telephone interview in the nude a couple of years ago. They phoned at 9 a.m. when I was benched assuming that would be a valid alternative to 3pm.

[moorfield]

Week 2:

Sit in underpants and eat beans on toast?

Week 4:

Do telephone interview, don't even bother with the underpants.

[MrNoMotivation]

All documentation completed.
Card, £40 WH Smith gift voucher and speech are now complete.
cakes are now being munched by the department.

[MrNoMotivation]

2pm Monday I guess

I'm back. Permies only allowed 1.5hrs out on a fri.

[TriggerHippy]

Care to share your plans?

We might have found someone to take over the "Life on the bench: in my dressing gown" thread ....

[chef]

SPAM lolly

1. take 1 tin of SPAM, open it
2. take 1 fork, stab into centre of block of SPAM
3. remove outer tin
4. eat

or

SPAM lolly deluxe

1. prepare dip (place a large dollop of ketchup or bbq sauce on a saucer)
2. repeat as above for SPAM lolly
3. open a can of lager

student days.. bliss

[ace00]

of course.
right off down the pub now. Should be back by 2pm.

2pm Monday I guess

[MrNoMotivation]

Cold ?

of course.
right off down the pub now. Should be back by 2pm.

[rootsnall]

Why put them on toast? Eat them straight out the can.

Cold ?

[MrNoMotivation]

And dunk your toast in the can! I like your thinking.

It just got better. Keep these ideas coming.
You could just dunk the bread in.

[MrNoMotivation]

Why put them on toast? Eat them straight out the can.

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[SlimRick]

Why put them on toast? Eat them straight out the can.

And dunk your toast in the can! I like your thinking.

[HairyArsedBloke]

Sit in underpants and eat beans on toast?

Why put them on toast? Eat them straight out the can.