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darmstadt replied

14 August 2009, 16:22
Nothing tonight
Mates pissup tomorrow
Packing Sunday and then drive to London for the week for a break in the big smoke
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original PM replied

14 August 2009, 16:14
Originally posted by Zippy View Post

Perv. Is it a slow afternoon where you are?

Yeah going on Holiday on Sunday - already in holiday mode.
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Mich the Tester replied

14 August 2009, 15:26
Originally posted by lilelvis2000 View Post

None at all....probably visit relatives...that I should have visited the week before...and the week before that...and so on and so on and so on. Its been so long I think they've stopped talking to us.

Well don't go and ruin your good fortune by going and visiting the b@st@rds.

unless you stand to inherit a country estate and a gazillion pounds from them of course
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lilelvis2000 replied

14 August 2009, 15:24
None at all....probably visit relatives...that I should have visited the week before...and the week before that...and so on and so on and so on. Its been so long I think they've stopped talking to us.
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Zippy replied

14 August 2009, 14:00
Originally posted by original PM View Post

you would be to get it all out of your hair

Perv. Is it a slow afternoon where you are?
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original PM replied

14 August 2009, 13:58
Originally posted by Zippy View Post

I'm washing my hair tonight ... and for the rest of my life

you would be to get it all out of your hair
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cailin maith replied

14 August 2009, 13:55
Originally posted by MrToast View Post

The other Ashton. In Makerfield?

Not even that far out!!

Very Scary!!!!
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MrToast replied

14 August 2009, 13:51
Originally posted by cailin maith View Post

Not quite - almost though - think wigan way!

The other Ashton. In Makerfield?
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cailin maith replied

14 August 2009, 13:48
Originally posted by MrToast View Post

Ashton under Lyne? Strange folk - low foreheads and skinned knuckles.

Not quite - almost though - think wigan way!
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MrToast replied

14 August 2009, 13:47
Originally posted by cailin maith View Post

We are dog-sitting this weekend (a real dog!!)

Tomorrow - long walks with the dog to help with my pre holiday diet regime

Sunday - Same as Saturday!!

Tonight though, I'm out with my friend for a night in "small town suburbia Manchester".... I've met people there who have NEVER even been into Manchester WTF!!!

Ashton under Lyne? Strange folk - low foreheads and skinned knuckles.
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Zippy replied

14 August 2009, 13:46
Originally posted by original PM View Post

Yep

When are you free then?

I'm washing my hair tonight ... and for the rest of my life
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Mich the Tester replied

14 August 2009, 13:44
Originally posted by Zippy View Post

So that would be your standard chat up line?

I'd say he was being rather verbose about it. What do you think the bloke who got the first BJ in history said to his Mrs? He probably just grunted, pointed at her mouth and pointed at his groin, and if it worked for him, why shouldn't it work for the rest of us?
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original PM replied

14 August 2009, 13:44
Originally posted by Zippy View Post

So that would be your standard chat up line?

Yep

When are you free then?
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Zippy replied

14 August 2009, 13:41
Originally posted by original PM View Post

Not even a chance of a quick gobble?

So that would be your standard chat up line?
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original PM replied

14 August 2009, 13:38
Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post

Then again its also a mates wife so no change of a shag either

Not even a chance of a quick gobble?
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