Reply to: Nasal Hair

[ThomasSoerensen]

I just let them grow.

It gives the wife something trivial to complain about. That way I avoid the real issues.

[Stan.goodvibes]

regular ingestion of coke is a good way of keeping nasal hair at bay, and of course having one big nostril makes removing any strays a lot easier.

In the end I just gave myself a dose of alopecia - the money I save on haircuts and the ol back,sack, and crack more than makes up for having to draw my eyebrows on every morning....

[SallyAnne]

Old age. The ear hair is natures way of attenuating the noise from the female of the species as we get older.

[FiveTimes]

The thick grey ones are very satisfying to yank out, as are the sneezes and eye waterings

[HairyArsedBloke]

Burn it out as Turkish hairdressers do

Flames up you nose?

I wonder if it'll work on my 'problem'?

[Churchill]

I wonder if one could snort powdered immac.

Well your nose is that far up Sundials arse I'm sure you can report back on that tomorrow.

[OwlHoot]

I wonder if one could snort powdered immac.

[hyperD]

I pulled one particulary nasty one out and promptly realised it was my tongue.

Cruelly, they call me Merrick...

[Jet Setter]

orgasm?

If only it was that simple!

[Lumiere]

Burn it out as Turkish hairdressers do

[DS23]

orgasm?

[Jet Setter]

Nothing like pulling an absolute corker out and then admiring your handiwork...then glancing over and seeing one of the admin girls screwing her face up.

[Churchill]

I have definitely noticed an increase in nasal hair (size and quantity) and now a few hairs have started sprouting from my ears.

What the **** is all that about?

Old age. The ear hair is natures way of attenuating the noise from the female of the species as we get older.

[MrToast]

I have definitely noticed an increase in nasal hair (size and quantity) and now a few hairs have started sprouting from my ears.

What the **** is all that about?

[Churchill]

I like the way plucking makes my eyes water

Especially when it's a really long treetrunk like hair! Very satisfying!