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ThomasSoerensen replied

14 August 2009, 07:14
I just let them grow.

It gives the wife something trivial to complain about. That way I avoid the real issues.
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Stan.goodvibes replied

14 August 2009, 00:33
regular ingestion of coke is a good way of keeping nasal hair at bay, and of course having one big nostril makes removing any strays a lot easier.

In the end I just gave myself a dose of alopecia - the money I save on haircuts and the ol back,sack, and crack more than makes up for having to draw my eyebrows on every morning....
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SallyAnne replied

12 August 2009, 20:46
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

Old age. The ear hair is natures way of attenuating the noise from the female of the species as we get older.
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FiveTimes replied

12 August 2009, 17:17
The thick grey ones are very satisfying to yank out, as are the sneezes and eye waterings
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HairyArsedBloke replied

12 August 2009, 16:51
Originally posted by Lumiere View Post

Burn it out as Turkish hairdressers do

Flames up you nose?

I wonder if it'll work on my 'problem'?
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Churchill replied

12 August 2009, 16:40
Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post

I wonder if one could snort powdered immac.

Well your nose is that far up Sundials arse I'm sure you can report back on that tomorrow.
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OwlHoot replied

12 August 2009, 16:38
I wonder if one could snort powdered immac.
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hyperD replied

12 August 2009, 16:21
I pulled one particulary nasty one out and promptly realised it was my tongue.

Cruelly, they call me Merrick...
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Jet Setter replied

12 August 2009, 16:18
Originally posted by DS23 View Post

orgasm?

If only it was that simple!
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Lumiere replied

12 August 2009, 16:12
Burn it out as Turkish hairdressers do
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DS23 replied

12 August 2009, 16:11
orgasm?
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Jet Setter replied

12 August 2009, 16:07
Nothing like pulling an absolute corker out and then admiring your handiwork...then glancing over and seeing one of the admin girls screwing her face up.
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Churchill replied

12 August 2009, 16:06
Originally posted by MrToast View Post

I have definitely noticed an increase in nasal hair (size and quantity) and now a few hairs have started sprouting from my ears.

What the **** is all that about?

Old age. The ear hair is natures way of attenuating the noise from the female of the species as we get older.
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MrToast replied

12 August 2009, 16:04
I have definitely noticed an increase in nasal hair (size and quantity) and now a few hairs have started sprouting from my ears.

What the **** is all that about?
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Churchill replied

12 August 2009, 16:00
Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post

I like the way plucking makes my eyes water

Especially when it's a really long treetrunk like hair! Very satisfying!
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