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  • mcquiggd
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    I have now recovered and I am supping on French bread (sans petrol bombs), Dolcelate, Prosciutto and sipping a perfectly chilled Chablis...


    Doh!

    Sorry, normal service is now resumed...


    Send the silicone lips back where they came from!

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  • Joe Black
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    Top-less.. her with gooey luiqidy treacle type stuff running down her face... thats as far as I got and it was only page 2 of about 8!
    Oh dear...19 pages of Angelina Jolie. I just can't find a smilie to describe it...

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  • mcquiggd
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    Its not the head thats oversized....

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  • mcquiggd
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    Top-less.. her with gooey luiqidy treacle type stuff running down her face... thats as far as I got and it was only page 2 of about 8!


    Dont follow the link at work... the url alone might get you into trouble, let alone some of the pics.

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  • luke warm
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    Great site that desktop wotsit.

    But what happened here:


    looks like someone stuck an oversize head on. And surely that position's not good for the back...

    I'd stick with that Bellucci bird

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  • n5gooner
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    Originally posted by The Lone Gunman
    Well, I know what I am doing for the next few hours/days/weeks/forever
    discriptions please (of the link, not what your right hand is doing...)

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  • The Lone Gunman
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    Well, I know what I am doing for the next few hours/days/weeks/forever

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  • n5gooner
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    web sence doh!

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  • Joe Black
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    Even better here...go on click the link, you know its not work-safe but its just sooo tempting...

    Apparently Pierce Brosnan would like her in his next Thomas Crown movie:

    "Monica Bellucci is a ravishing beauty - a gorgeous, gorgeous woman,...We've come around to talking about a sequel to The Thomas Crown Affair. Again it's a love story and a romance, but this time it's not going to be with Rene Russo. We've been thinking about women, and there are just stunning women out there"

    Lucky b*rstard!!!!

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  • threaded
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    Ahh that one is easy: she's in the press today as part of a fantasy threesome.

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  • WageSlave
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    Originally posted by threaded
    I think it is much more fun to post a quote from a story, or picture of a pretty girl and let the congregation work out the rest using their 733t g00gling skilz
    I quite agree, Threaded. Best idea all day.



    Post from Threaded, sexy Italian woman; I make that Pimms O'Clock. Care to join me?

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  • threaded
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    I think it is much more fun to post a quote from a story, or picture of a pretty girl and let the congregation work out the rest using their 733t g00gling skilz

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  • ratewhore
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    touche LG

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  • The Lone Gunman
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    Originally posted by ratewhore
    Send a PM to Milan...

    Who in Milan, it is a big place with lots of people.

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  • n5gooner
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    bovvered. speak to the hand.......


    I've seen some of your threads....you talk a good talk....but can you walk the walk....go to the bbc and copy past any old story.......go on try it...we're right behind you....

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