Pants Job of the Day: technie under £10 per hourr

[DiscoStu]

WHS. They could get Bob Shawadiwadi to screw it up for them for half the price.

What's the betting it's one of those phantom jobs that'll end up being filled by Bob anyway?

[Mich the Tester]

1. It's more than NMW
2. We should be blimming thankful that it's been advertised locally in the UK and not abroad.
3. Stop moaning.

WHS. They could get Bob Shawadiwadi to screw it up for them for half the price.

[Board Game Geek]

1. It's more than NMW
2. We should be blimming thankful that it's been advertised locally in the UK and not abroad.
3. Stop moaning.

[Zippy]

"To devise complex SQL reports to provide management information as required"

select * from TABLE

If you want joins it's another two quid an hour

[Francko]

"To devise complex SQL reports to provide management information as required"

select * from TABLE

[gingerjedi]

Are pimps actively touting us out as 'cheap as chips' or are they victims of the market too?

I had a chat with a pimp after he offered £15ph for a gig that was 80 miles from my front door, I told him that I have fixed costs and that sort of rate just isn't viable for someone who has to commute or stay away, I bid him good luck in finding someone who lives close by as no-one else could possibly afford to do it.

He said he’d not thought of it like that.

[RichardCranium]

Have we had one of these yet today? Anyway:

Systems Administrator - Contract

PURPOSE OF JOB:
To ensure the administration, functionality and secure set up of all IT systems supporting operational processes.

MAIN RESPONSIBILITIES, TASKS & DUTIES:
ii) To undertake all aspects of system administration (eg logins for users, security framework; workflow; standard outputs; code tables and system parameters).
iii) To participate in the project management, testing, implementation and configuration of upgrades and hot fixes.
v) To interpret specifications for enhancements produced by suppliers, offer feedback and advice on suitability for implementation.
vi) To provide advice to users on data security issues in order to maintain data integrity.

CREATIVITY AND INNOVATION
To devise complex SQL reports to provide management information as required
Development of appropriate project plans to support main tasks and duties.
To help users of IT systems in a supportive manner and to devise and deliver appropriate training, both general and targeted, for staff countywide.

KNOWLEDGE AND SKILLS:
Educated to NVQ Level 4 or equivalent
A high degree of experience in the administration of information systems and the use of software in extracting data from systems

Location Lincoln
Duration 7 months
Rate £9.89 /Hour