my mum used to say
'I'm bone-sick and weary' - she was tired
'Do you want the flat or the round?' - nan - stop that or you will get the slipper
'You'd laugh if yer @rse caught fire' - friend - you are a cheery chap
'I'm sure I married a fella' - friend - wow, she is gorgeous
'I've ad one over the eight' - dad - im a bit tipsy
