Beach or got to the pool?

[Pogle]

Please go swimming in the sea - we may get lucky and you may be eaten by a shark

[Menelaus]

Wow what a smart-arse! I couldn't work it out at all

Yes, yes ... I'm an idiot

[Zippy]

It must be me being an idiot but I spent ages trying to work it out and only just sorted out that it was, in fact, related to the placement of a tube into the mouth and having ones face in the water.

Wow what a smart-arse! I couldn't work it out at all

[Menelaus]

Unless you get voodooflux to fly down with his Warhammer 40K armies, such as his orks; that would be nice of him and quite uiamapraty. In his Space Marines but make sure he brings the Orgryn bodyguard, iamaprat Dedgog.

Instead of lounging about, you could be researching work opportunities such as finance sector compliance software like the anti-money laundering product AML from iamapratom Technologies. That comes up on Jobserve occasionally.

When you dive in the pool, make sure you don't mitulip the diving board.

I should keep out of the sun by sitting under one of the local tuliptah-trees, listening to the tulipepoke feeding.

Take care of your diet while away, you don't need to go developing any brutulipe kidney stones. (Martulipe ones would be much prettier!) If you do, keep your fluids up. Consider visiting a chatulipsu for some tea.

But it's siamapratelling every time for me!

It must be me being an idiot but I spent ages trying to work it out and only just sorted out that it was, in fact, related to the placement of a tube into the mouth and having ones face in the water.

[RichardCranium]

Can go siamapratelling

Unless you get voodooflux to fly down with his Warhammer 40K armies, such as his orks; that would be nice of him and quite uiamapraty. In his Space Marines but make sure he brings the Orgryn bodyguard, iamaprat Dedgog.

Instead of lounging about, you could be researching work opportunities such as finance sector compliance software like the anti-money laundering product AML from iamapratom Technologies. That comes up on Jobserve occasionally.

When you dive in the pool, make sure you don't mitulip the diving board.

I should keep out of the sun by sitting under one of the local tuliptah-trees, listening to the tulipepoke feeding.

Take care of your diet while away, you don't need to go developing any brutulipe kidney stones. (Martulipe ones would be much prettier!) If you do, keep your fluids up. Consider visiting a chatulipsu for some tea.

But it's siamapratelling every time for me!

[Mich the Tester]

Recent shark attack in area

Don't forget to accidentally smear a little blood on the chavs before they go in the sea.

[sweetandsour]

I'm going to the beach as the Sealed Knot are doing a battle re-enactment.

As far as I'm aware there hasn't been much fighting in the west country so I can't think what they'll be re-enacting? Mods & Rockers??

You've never heard about the Easton-in-Gordano riots?

What do they teach in schools these days?

[gingerjedi]

I'm going to the beach as the Sealed Knot are doing a battle re-enactment.

As far as I'm aware there hasn't been much fighting in the west country so I can't think what they'll be re-enacting? Mods & Rockers??

[HairyArsedBloke]

Against
Totty covered up
***Sunbed contention***
Tedious just lying in the sun

You have to share a pool

Who let this rif-raf into the room?

[Badger]

Yeah, tits on the beach.. +1

+2

[chris79]

Yeah, tits on the beach.. +1

[DiscoStu]

I'd go for the topless totty every time

[Troll]

30 degrees today in Spain - could go down to the beach 3km away or stay around the pool

Beach

For
Topless totty to letch at
Can go siamapratelling
Against
Sand in bum
Beer gets warm
Sand flies
Recent shark attack in area

Pool
For
Cool beer on demand
Clean water

Against
Totty covered up
Sunbed contention
Tedious just lying in the sun