Originally posted by Churchill
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Driving Through Swindon (slight return)
Hey - Alfie !
Aye - Whit ?
Who are you looking at ?
Brain-storming Habit Forming Battle-Warning Weary
Winsome actor Spewing Spineless chilling lines
Critics falling over to tell themselves - Alf's boring
and really not an awful lot of fun.
Well who the hell can Alfred be - when he's never had V.D ?
and he doesn't even sit on toilet seats?
Court-jesting, never-resting --- he must be very cunning
to assume an air of dignity
And bless us all with his Oratory Prowess,
his lame-brained posts
and his jumping in the air.
Every Day his act's the same
And so it must be all a game of chess he's playing
But you're wrong, Iain - you see, it's only Solitaire.
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